Love, Books and Break-ups: Alexa, play "I'm a Realist" by The Cribs - FML

Alexa, play "I'm a Realist" by The Cribs

By cynical - 05/10/2020 05:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was reading a romance story about a couple that fights, but gets back together and works out their issues. I was rooting for the breakup because I've become so cynical, I think forgiveness is weak and trust is for suckers. Yup, I'm now heartless. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 5 October 2020 6:12

The bad news is that you're probably not going to find a meaningful relationship with that attitude. The good news is that you can excel in several careers like telemarketing, HR and politics.

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Wednesday 7 October 2020 22:28

You forgot separate bank accounts and a quality side piece.

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 5 October 2020 6:12

The bad news is that you're probably not going to find a meaningful relationship with that attitude. The good news is that you can excel in several careers like telemarketing, HR and politics.

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Monday 5 October 2020 13:25

nah your right, a story like that is in a book for a reason. relationships that fight like that never last.

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Tuesday 6 October 2020 10:15

fax. every good relationship is built on the inability to forgive and definitely lack of trust.

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Wednesday 7 October 2020 22:28

You forgot separate bank accounts and a quality side piece.

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