By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 01:37 - United States - Duarte
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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 01:37 - United States - Duarte
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So much win, give the guy a medal!
It sounds clever to us, as none of us are currently approaching climax (I hope). But it would be quite the turn off to try word play in the bedroom.
Glad I've never ****** you, 16. Puns are SEXY!
There are other ways for a guy to be interesting that aren't a complete turnoff in my opinion.
16 - Bullshit! I'm using that one next time I get laid... Wait, that means I'll never get to use it, ****.
It's so that she can't call 'rape' later on. You know, since she let him com in.
16 how do you know that Nobodies approaching Climax right now?
That's why he added I hope... Why would you ********** to FML?
Hummm,come in, and cum in are different things!
20- probably also because 16 is a man
And she didn't videotape with whispering narration. Why?
A little joke is hardly the worst thing that can happen during sex
Ha,81- literally :D
When you're about to come, say something like 'Ready or not, here I come' to turn him off.
Ummm why would that turn him off? Many guys get turned on knowing they're making their girlfriend come.
I don't know about anybody else, but that would get me even hornier
Haha that would have been hilarious. But I have a feeling OP really wanted her BF in her. It sounds like she answered yes.
Lol
And I bet you folded like a wet towel and gave it up anyway. Tsk tsk
Should have let him keep knocking.
I guess "Who's there?" wouldn't have been appropriate.
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So much win, give the guy a medal!
I guess "Who's there?" wouldn't have been appropriate.