It sounds clever to us, as none of us are currently approaching climax (I hope). But it would be quite the turn off to try word play in the bedroom.

Glad I've never fucked you, 16. Puns are SEXY!

Exactly. How is this not adorable? Why would you want a boring guy anyway?

There are other ways for a guy to be interesting that aren't a complete turnoff in my opinion.

16 - Bullshit! I'm using that one next time I get laid... Wait, that means I'll never get to use it, fuck.

It's so that she can't call 'rape' later on. You know, since she let him com in.

16 how do you know that Nobodies approaching Climax right now?

That's why he added I hope... Why would you masturbate to FML?

Hummm,come in, and cum in are different things!

20- probably also because 16 is a man

haha if she gives in to that, then OP really wants the D!

And she didn't videotape with whispering narration. Why?

Right?! I would have been like, "No way. Go fuck yourself."

A little joke is hardly the worst thing that can happen during sex

Ha,81- literally :D

I hope you didn't get knocked up.

66- so according to your profile, if I accept rule from the llama queen, does that mean you'll always thumb up my comments?

that doesn't really sound like a turn off..actually sounds pretty funny:'D

Ummm why would that turn him off? Many guys get turned on knowing they're making their girlfriend come.

I don't know about anybody else, but that would get me even hornier

Haha that would have been hilarious. But I have a feeling OP really wanted her BF in her. It sounds like she answered yes.

Maybe hes a vampire.

Lol

Tsk tsk? It's her boyfriend and he was having fun, what's so disappointing about it?

He was just tryin to have a bit of fun an be spontaneous.

I'm wondering how many times she tried "Who's there?" before she finally got it right. Knock, knock Who's there? Cumin Cumin who? Cumin you. That's how it's done.

That or he's a vampire.