By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
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yumlicious 4

HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!

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schpanki 11

Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.

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perdix 29

Tell him you really like green eggs, though!

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iseyixes 18

Maybe he just didn't want to buy a Christmas present for you and decided to come up with a stupid reason to break up with you.

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hateevryone 14

that's no reason to break-up. he's just ignorant.

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DeviantBreeder 7

A relationship without the odd pork is merely a friendship...

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kayleebearr 6

totally agree with #8 ! Clearly he likes meat sooooo you guys probably have a lot more in common then he wants to admitt and is blaming it on lack of . sorry OP

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Marom 3

He just didn't want to be with you anymore... So he sought a reason. Don't be to hard on him.

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Marom 3

He just didn't want to be with you anymore... So he sought a reason. Don't be to hard on him for not having a great excuse.

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Driveshaft 5

That's guy speak for, " Wow! I can tell her all the shit she does that pisses me off! Or I can just say something, anything, to end this conversation with this person I no longer care about.". Basically, he's trying to move on, you should do the same.

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bubo_fml 10

I can appreciate your boyfriends conviction...If you don't like ham, what does that say about his sausage? Then again, if he likes ham, perhaps he prefers the sausage?

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