Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
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yumlicious 4
HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!
schpanki 11
Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.
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Comments (165)
perdix 31
Tell him you really like green eggs, though!
iseyixes 18
Maybe he just didn't want to buy a Christmas present for you and decided to come up with a stupid reason to break up with you.
hateevryone 15
that's no reason to break-up. he's just ignorant.
DeviantBreeder 7
A relationship without the odd pork is merely a friendship...
kayleebearr 6
totally agree with #8 ! Clearly he likes meat sooooo you guys probably have a lot more in common then he wants to admitt and is blaming it on lack of . sorry OP
Marom 3
He just didn't want to be with you anymore... So he sought a reason. Don't be to hard on him.
Marom 3
He just didn't want to be with you anymore... So he sought a reason. Don't be to hard on him for not having a great excuse.
Calyx_fml 22
He likes gay sex and you don't.
Driveshaft 5
That's guy speak for, " Wow! I can tell her all the shit she does that pisses me off! Or I can just say something, anything, to end this conversation with this person I no longer care about.". Basically, he's trying to move on, you should do the same.
bubo_fml 11
I can appreciate your boyfriends conviction...If you don't like ham, what does that say about his sausage? Then again, if he likes ham, perhaps he prefers the sausage?