Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
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Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
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saIty 17
So, he usually just lasts for 1.333333333333333333333.. minutes? Damn, he beats me by .002 seconds.
EverestMelting 23
Tell him that when he is about to climax, pinch his butt together and press down hard with his feet. Always works for me.
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Comments (148)
Ukeee_X 19
There's so many things you can do to help premature ejaculation. Look online before you go to the GP.
NiickDL 5
Stuff online can be over exaggerated though..
theboy13 13
Make him wank off like 15-30 mins before you guys have sex, make sure he cums, then go for it should help him last longer.
Brennan75 3
At least he can get off. Some people can't do it with other people at all.
saxophonebitchez 4
FYL OP...Some advice; my partner and I had the same problem, although his usual time began at 4mins. We've been trying the Trojan brand Extended Pleasure condoms and I can tell you with absolute certainty (my legs are still sore), that he will be able to go until his dick goes limp. It raised my guy's time from 5mins to 50, and that was after we decided to switch to a regular condom at around 40mins. You can get these lovely things for $6 on amazon ;)
beehardxcore 26
Practice makes perfect. At least the gel helped! Have him ****** once shortly before you're ready for sex. Sounds like that shouldn't take him too long, and it'll make him last longer the 2nd time.
Keeina 8
I've heard that if a guy has a wank a little while before sex it will make it easier for him to last longer. Though things like that might be very individual.
mtlfenix 7
The trick is FOREPLAY... Give each other head, handjobs, play with toys ... If the guy comes once or twice before intercourse, he will last forever because he is desensitized and thus a bit less excited givin him control on his ****** ... And if the girl comes once or twice before she will come a lot faster from sex because she will be more sensitive due her g-spot an clit being engorged .. All in all foreplay is the key for both him and her to enjoy sex a lot more
WeskersSexslave 15
give him a ******* before having sex -.- hell last longer. that and if he wants all the pleasure instead of trying to hold back and let you ****** first, well maybe hes selfish :0
rogerover 19
Have him give you oral first. Then you won't mind so much.
fmladdict82 1
All I can think is if it was 3 times longer shouldn't it be 3 minutes instead of 4 Lol