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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 / United States

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i doubt its fake. i'm 13 and i've already had sex O_o i've only done it once but i would never tell my parents that i am in a relationship. i don't understand why people wait till they are married its not like its any different once your married.

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so what your saying zombiegirl is that its no big deal that your easy to get into bed and are going to be used and worn out by the age of 18...Well when you put it that way...You're right! It is no big deal!

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It's a big deal if your partner also abstains. That way, you don't have to worry about diseases. You might not need a condum. That's why people abstain.

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I'm 13 and hate when i hear about teens my age or younger having sex cuz it's just sluts and players trying to get in ppls pants they don't think first

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She said she had it once... That doesnt make you easy or a slut. A slut is when you sleep around a lot and she said she only did it once... or not easy or a slut. But im not saying its right. You should wait until you are older and ready,especially if something goes wrong.

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I agree with 529. sex isn't that big of a deal as long as u stay safe. if my kids want to have sex I would let them as long as they knew the consequences and took responsibilty if they got pregnant. I'm 17 but I lost my virginity at 14. I wouldve hated to wait till 19 or 20. it's nice to do with someone u love.

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I had sex when I was 13 and became pregnant. I was sooooo worried my parents would find out I found some type of miracle drug that could kill the baby without killing me too

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zombiegirl.... your a the equivilant of a nazi hooker. it is okay b4 marriage but 13? your like that girl that every school has the one semi attractive whore that goes for anyone

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wow. 13! well I can't say much I was 14. but still. even if you don't wait untill marraige you should wait untill your a little older and it's easier to go buy condoms or birth control, and then if something happens an you get prego atleast you'll be able to handle having a baby.

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STFU zombiegirlfosho and get back in the kitchen and make some damn sandwiches!!! You filthy skank, your the reason why your parents drink and leave you at home to go to the movies. By time age 15 you'll most likely be knocked up, kicked out your parents house, therefor homeless. Giving out Bjs for 23 cents just to feed you and fugly ass child!

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Wow, what kind of world is this? 13 year olds having sex, and being proud and bragging about it to their mothers? Or just trying to have sex as early as they can. Either way OP, you should probably talk to her about it. Punishment won't do much, since she doesn't understand and know what she's doing.

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I agree 687 OMG kids r having sex at 13? it's kinda scary and that chick who took some miracle abortion drug is the absolute dumbest piece of shit ever. it's incredibly dangerous for the possibly pregnant person better off with an abortion.

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I don't think you have to wait until your 25 or married, but these kids at 12, 13, 14 years old?! that's insane. YOU cant even drive or vote! i think everyone should wait until they're at least 18.

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I'm thirteen too but I am definitely waiting until I'm married to have sex. what's the point of having sex with someone you love in middle school and then having them love someone else after you. middle school is just a place where crushes fly by and boys trying to get into your pants. I'm saving my first time for someone special not some thirteen year old I'd probably not see ever again after middle school

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most people my age( 13)are scared of doing it I'm not like scared but I believe you should be at least 16-17 and be with a significant man who'll support you and your baby

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So? I had sex at 12. I think if you do it with someone you love, it's not that big of a deal. I'm still with the guy I had sex with 2 years ago. But FYL, OP. Bad parenting maybe? Watch your kids.

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I agree with 724. People shouldn't be throwing away their virginity so easily. Majority of high schoolers are still too spoiled and irresponsible even when they hit 18. What makes you think a 13 year old is competent enough if s/he happens to have a child. The guy can ditch but he won't have a good rep with girls in the future. People are quick to judge and simply label things as they see 'em. If you don't wanna be labelled as a slut, skank, player and whatnot... you might wanna put off on sex til you're older. PS. You can reply but I won't be reading. Have fun with the discussion.

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I'm 13. No point in waiting till marriage, but when I meet someone and we have a strong relationship. And I'm a guy saying that. Odd, eh? Point is, I don't wana jump into sex like other things. I am not a filthy bastard... Though I am technically a bastard, given my parents aren't married. We're all happy though! :D

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@731 I hope you realize that it's more of an age thing than a healthy relationship. Although waiting until marriage isn't exactly necessary, having sex once you think you're in love isn't right. I'm a 14 year old guy, and I personally think that I'm not old enough, although I have a wonderful girlfriend and I'm completely in love with her. Just because you don't sleep around, doesn't make it okay to have sex at 13. It doesn't make it okay to have sex at all when you're that young. Think about it, you love a girl and you're 13. Do you want to take a chance of raising her baby? Do you want to get in trouble because it's against the law to have under-aged sex? Think about it.

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jesus fucking Christ. do I live that far in the fucking boondocks?! kids loosing their vriginity at age 12 and 13!? im 15 and am now just considering that maybe, just maybe, I might try having sex. can't you be happy with masturbation for crying out loud? I find this post and these comments very disturbing for the future of the human race. what makes you feel the need to risk getting pregnant at age 13 and destroying your life?

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sweetie your just a baby you can't be doing stuff like this! imagine getting pregnant your while life would be ruined! please come in contact with me I need to talk to you

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641, that is sick I hope you burn in hell for that or get pushed into a fire if you don't believe in hell but really you are a child killer and I really hope that you get hit by a bus... filled with children and btw WHORE 13??? what is that come on people like you set bad examples for future generations I spit on you

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Age has nothing to do with it. If you are in love, or if you are mature enough and responsible then it does not matter how old you are, in my opinion. But clearly seeing as she bragged about it too her mother, she was not ready.

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it's nice to do it with someone you love? are you implying that at 14 you were 'in love' bc that's bullshit. if you're having sex at 13/14 or younger you're easy and that's extremely sad.

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sadly my best friend lost her Vs at 13.. she also got pregnant.. lucky for her a friend paid for a abortion so her parents never found out.. 13 is really wrong. I mean.. what the hell would you do with a baby at that age..

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13?!?!! geez that's horrible!! I waited till I was 16.. and even now I feel I shouldve waited longer. I got preggo at 17. when she becomes a mom at 15 or 16 she's gunna regret ever having sex.. (side-note. i have two kids by the same dad, and yes I'm married to him. so you can try to give me all the crap in the world bout having kids so young but idgaf cuz they are my world)

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All the people who commented saying that they were 12/13 when they had sex but it's alright cos they were in love.. Ur dumbshits. I'm only 15 and I know that when ur in highschool and u have relationships, UR NOT IN LOVE. so instead of going out and having sex barely after hitting puberty, try actually going to school and creating a life for urself.

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its not the parents fault. kids do what they want when they want. your lucky she even told you. id never tell my parents that. you guys must be really close. and if you were just telling her 22 to make her think that she should wait then you should tell her when you really first had sex. but if not, then good for you. that mustve been hard waiting.

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I'm 13 and I'm actually tempted to have sex with my boyfriend reading all of these comments about people doing it at a young age. If I was totally comfortable with my body I would but I'm not so I won't. I say that love matters more than age but age is also very important. If people want to have underaged sex and ruin their life then I think they have the right to. Everyones opinion is different and everyone should wait but nobody can stop them making the wrong choice. Some people are even doing it unprotected because they have low self esteem and think that nobody cares but they do and they end up alone with their screw up life just because of underaged unprotected sex.

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Welcome to the present world. Basically half the girls in my year have had sex, some lost it at 12. And it's funny because only 1 boy in my year has lost his. It's because girls date older guys who want sex, that's how it goes nowadays.

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636: My mother gave me a book to read when I was about five, and I was out of home before I'd even kissed a guy - clearly, your "logic" doesn't follow. More importantly, it's better children ARE told by a reliable source like a teacher or parent, rather than getting misinformation in the schoolyard. At 13, she's more than likely had a period, and she needs to know what that is and why it happens. Furthermore, if children are inappropriately touched, they will understand not just THAT it's wrong, but WHY it's wrong. If sex is something that's discussed in a matter-of-fact manner, they're more likely to be able to seek help, because they will have more understanding than shame.

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No, "dumbass," if you're too young to legally give consent to sex, it's illegal to have sex with anybody other than yourself. Those kids are both technically guilty of statutory rape, i.e. they raped each other. Ok I'm being facetious, but it's still illegal in the United States (and at 13 it's illegal throughout the developed world).

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Actually you are right. In my state a few years ago, there was a case where a 15 year old boy was receiving oral sex from a 13 year old girl in the back of a station wagon at a bowling alley. They charged the boy with statutory rape of the 13 year old and the 13 year old was charged with taking indecent liberties with a minor. Yes Alamance County, NC is a screwed up county but it is illegal any age.

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525, what do YOU mean? do u think 13 year olds should have babies? 13is simply too young and shame on you for thinking otherwise. don't think just because you've had sex Ed it's now ok to even have protected sex. masturbate if you have such a sex drive.

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Wrong. Many places, Australia for example, have provisions to allow consensual sex between people within a few years of each other below the age of consent. Not only that, the age of consent in some European countries is 13 (for example, Spain). Just because it's true where you live, doesn't mean it's true everywhere.

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