Quickie

By Disappointed - 04/09/2020 20:08 - Austria

Spicy
Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 496
You deserved it 270

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Did you have enough time to rub one out in the shower?

Sometimes no sex life is better than a bad one. Damn I am lucky.

Comments

Did you have enough time to rub one out in the shower?

Sometimes no sex life is better than a bad one. Damn I am lucky.

genuinegoodguy 9

Now that is sad and definitely something to work on.

bloopaloop 27

Well if you’re getting paid for it that’s pretty good!

TCRII 29

Let the shower get steamy hot, then jump in for 30 seconds. Now your sex will be 4 times as long as a steamy hot shower. Problem solved - you are welcome.

I don’t know what you complain about, lasting 2 minutes should be a complement!