Quickie

By Disappointed - 04/09/2020 20:08 - Austria

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Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Did you have enough time to rub one out in the shower?

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alex_jaguara 31
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Sometimes no sex life is better than a bad one. Damn I am lucky.

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RichardPencil 30
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Did you have enough time to rub one out in the shower?

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alex_jaguara 31
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Sometimes no sex life is better than a bad one. Damn I am lucky.

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genuinegoodguy 9

Now that is sad and definitely something to work on.

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bloopaloop 27

Well if you’re getting paid for it that’s pretty good!

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TCRII 29

Let the shower get steamy hot, then jump in for 30 seconds. Now your sex will be 4 times as long as a steamy hot shower. Problem solved - you are welcome.

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sickerthanyou 13
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I don’t know what you complain about, lasting 2 minutes should be a complement!

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Jonkbaby 22
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Solution? take longer showers

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