By anonymous - 16/11/2010 22:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 756
You deserved it 11 594

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"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.

it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)


I hope you followed her orders!

Girlfriend WIN!

Hahaha I just saw degrassi and one of the boys google'd it :D haha I agree girlfriend WIN .

^^^ FYL for watching Degrassi. That kid is the only remainder of the good Degrassi day, though.

ouch! first!

it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)

But too much of it and you'll get a bad rash.

I can masturbate for a whole day straight and not get a rash, try washing your hands before. Or stop doing it with sandpaper...

Uh, a whole day? sandpaper? what da heck?!

masterbate with sandpaper, dont try that. downgrading isnt an option in your situation

42-The sandpaper is a reference to an FmL from yesterday.


yls ydi for having a weakened penis

Well, yea. Everyone knows Google is the pimp of every search engine. Google will help you for sure.

Its called foreplay.

Take sleeping pills, you be in bed much longer ;)

hhahahahaha 94

u fail at life

Isn't that absolutely touching?

Get to it instead of being on FML!


A meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, cat a kitty cat.

Cats, I'm a kitty cat, and I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow. Cats, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance.

Haha! I love that video!