FML : Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous - / Tuesday 16 November 2010 22:43 / United States

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By Cuuba | 0

#1713191 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:36

"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.

By ERTH_fml | 0

#1713029 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:04

it's called MASTURBATION!
twice a day should do the trick :)

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By marinus_fml | 19

#1713026 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:04

I hope you followed her orders!

ColetteL | 4

#1713087 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:11

Girlfriend WIN!

stephanie0613 | 0

#1713257 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:56

Hahaha I just saw degrassi and one of the boys google'd it :D haha I agree girlfriend WIN .

dudeitsdanny | 9

#1713337 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 10:19

^^^ FYL for watching Degrassi.

That kid is the only remainder of the good Degrassi day, though.

Danniiboii22 | 0

#1713353 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 10:23

drake?

By mcrepas | 19

#1713028 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:04

ouch! first!

By ERTH_fml | 0

#1713029 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:04

it's called MASTURBATION!
twice a day should do the trick :)

dudeitsdanny | 9

#1713143 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:23

But too much of it and you'll get a bad rash.

MrDanimal | 0

#1713569 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 12:11

I can masturbate for a whole day straight and not get a rash, try washing your hands before. Or stop doing it with sandpaper...

chloec16 | 0

#1713592 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 12:16

Uh, a whole day? sandpaper? what da heck?!

ScreamAimFire | 0

#1713835 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 14:18

masterbate with sandpaper, dont try that. downgrading isnt an option in your situation

cabbitt | 0

#1714016 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 15:32

42-The sandpaper is a reference to an FmL from yesterday.

By 510lobita510 | 0

#1713035 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:05

burned!!!!!!!

yea_or_no | 0

#1716056 - Thursday 18 November 2010 1:24

yls ydi for having a weakened penis

By Pluff | 0

#1713037 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:05

Well, yea. Everyone knows Google is the pimp of every search engine. Google will help you for sure.

By tdub10 | 2

#1713051 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:07

Its called foreplay.

MrDanimal | 0

#1803604 - Monday 6 December 2010 20:02

Take sleeping pills, you be in bed much longer ;)

gabsta | 3

#1882968 - Thursday 23 December 2010 16:01

hhahahahaha 94

By harviss12 | 7

#1713070 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:08

u fail at life

By Efilyn | 0

#1713102 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:15

Isn't that absolutely touching?

By JocelynKaulitz | 28

#1713127 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:20

Get to it instead of being on FML!

By chelle_starlight | 0

#1713140 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:23

Bing!

TexanDanny | 2

#1713204 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:40

Zing!

And_Jelly | 0

#1713279 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 10:02

Ding!

emmi23 | 0

#1713430 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 10:49

ping

perdix | 29

#1713474 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 11:22

Bazinga

triviumrocks | 4

#1713859 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 14:24

meow

10_4Franky | 0

#1713967 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 15:14

A meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, cat a kitty cat.

tessybearbear | 4

#1714426 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 17:24

Cats, I'm a kitty cat, and I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow. Cats, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance.

collegegirl87 | 0

#1714483 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 17:37

Haha! I love that video!

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