By anonymous - 16/11/2010 22:43 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 781
You deserved it 11 615
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Cuuba 0
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"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.

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ERTH_fml 0
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it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)

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marinus_fml 19
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I hope you followed her orders!

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ColetteL 4
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Girlfriend WIN!

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stephanie0613 0

Hahaha I just saw degrassi and one of the boys google'd it :D haha I agree girlfriend WIN .

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dudeitsdanny 9

^^^ FYL for watching Degrassi. That kid is the only remainder of the good Degrassi day, though.

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Danniiboii22 0

drake?

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mcrepas 19
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ouch! first!

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ERTH_fml 0
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it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)

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dudeitsdanny 9

But too much of it and you'll get a bad rash.

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MrDanimal 0
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I can masturbate for a whole day straight and not get a rash, try washing your hands before. Or stop doing it with sandpaper...

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chloec16 0
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Uh, a whole day? sandpaper? what da heck?!

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ScreamAimFire 0
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masterbate with sandpaper, dont try that. downgrading isnt an option in your situation

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cabbitt 0
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42-The sandpaper is a reference to an FmL from yesterday.

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510lobita510 0

burned!!!!!!!

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yea_or_no 0

yls ydi for having a weakened penis

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Pluff 0
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Well, yea. Everyone knows Google is the pimp of every search engine. Google will help you for sure.

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tdub10 2

Its called foreplay.

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MrDanimal 0
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Take sleeping pills, you be in bed much longer ;)

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gabsta 3
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hhahahahaha 94

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harviss12 8
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u fail at life

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Efilyn 0
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Isn't that absolutely touching?

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Get to it instead of being on FML!

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chelle_starlight 0

Bing!

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perdix 29

Bazinga

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10_4Franky 0

A meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, cat a kitty cat.

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tessybearbear 4
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Cats, I'm a kitty cat, and I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow. Cats, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance.

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collegegirl87 0

Haha! I love that video!

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