By anonymous - 16/11/2010 22:43 - United States

By anonymous - 16/11/2010 22:43 - United States
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I hope you followed her orders!
Girlfriend WIN!
ouch! first!
it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)
I can masturbate for a whole day straight and not get a rash, try washing your hands before. Or stop doing it with sandpaper...
Uh, a whole day? sandpaper? what da heck?!
masterbate with sandpaper, dont try that. downgrading isnt an option in your situation
42-The sandpaper is a reference to an FmL from yesterday.
Well, yea. Everyone knows Google is the pimp of every search engine. Google will help you for sure.
Take sleeping pills, you be in bed much longer ;)
hhahahahaha 94
u fail at life
Isn't that absolutely touching?
Zing!
Ding!
ping
Cats, I'm a kitty cat, and I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow. Cats, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance.
Keywords
"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.
it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)