Prank of the day

By datingablonde - 11/01/2013 05:20 - Australia - Attadale

Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
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BlowinChronic 18

Well, you can't fix stupid and you've also gotten yourself into a hole because whenever you tell her that you were joking she's going to hate you for making her look stupid.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Is it me? I'm too afraid to look at the ceiling to check

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oj101 33

Off with their heads!

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gmian 34

If you say gullable really slowly, then it sounds like orange.

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gmian 34

Woops.. Thought I edited my previous post. gullible*

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v1kt4r 13

I think you mean stupid..

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Trai 6

Hah. Thats weird, for some reason it doesn't say "dimwitted ex-girlfriend". Must be a typo.

pickles1994 18

Hey it can go both ways, she can easily dump him for making a fool out of herself.

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etchsanity1 11

Fool out of *her ... No self I don't know about dumping it depends on how lackluster her intelligence really is nothing worse than being in a long term relationship with someone you cannot hold an intelligent conversation with.

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RoperGirl203 9

I think he was meaning to say "I don't know about dumping, it depends...." Lol

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BlowinChronic 18

Well, you can't fix stupid and you've also gotten yourself into a hole because whenever you tell her that you were joking she's going to hate you for making her look stupid.

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MikeonFML 17

Atleast he didn't use the word vapid in his joke

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ShitHappens12318 10

He didn't MAKE her look stupid, she IS stupid.

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FML_Whale 18

70 - Thats not necessarily true. We all fall for jokes, and end up believing things that are so obviously not real. We all have gullible moment, so I can't say that she's stupid from this FML.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

It's okay everyone! OP's username explains it.

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qwillis98 20

@2 this doesn't mean he's breaking up with her, it just shows that his girlfriend is stupid,

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abu4u 26

That's what one gets for dating a blonde!

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sens3sfailing 24

While i know this was meant to be a joke,I have meet plenty of really intelligent blondes and I have also met some incredibly stupid brunettes. His gf's hair color has nothing to do with how gullible she is, and while I have brown hair myself I am getting kinda sick of blondes being called dumb

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willbur73q 7

Come on, chill out he meant it as a joke. A very stupid joke, that wasn't all too funny, but no need to get all up in arms about it. This is the Internet after all.

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LeafsGuy92 10

I'm sorry but I fail to see where his girlfriends hair colour was revealed. Or is that just me Wow, my bad

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U_GotitDude 18

Well that sucks... But what did you expect, she's blond... FYL OP

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LeafsGuy92 10

I'm failing to see where OP stated his girlfriend had blonde hair. Or is that just me?

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etormentas 7

OP's FML username says "datingablonde."

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FML_Whale 18

I love it when people tell blonde jokes, yet they can't seem to be able to spell "blonde."

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nycwrestler 17

Your girlfriend isn't the brightest bulb in the shed, but ... Actually, I don't know where I'm going with that.

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RedPillSucks 31

The sharpest tool in the cake

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N3766 20

As long as she is hot then that's acceptable...

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buckdharma 37

Well if she is'nt hot, all she has to do is have what Mila's having.

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dannyfont 5

She is one of those who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

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