Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
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Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
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saIty 17
So, he usually just lasts for 1.333333333333333333333.. minutes? Damn, he beats me by .002 seconds.
EverestMelting 23
Tell him that when he is about to climax, pinch his butt together and press down hard with his feet. Always works for me.
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Comments (148)
mattuti 8
more like **** His Life.. not only is this really bad for his confidence and ability to enjoy sex, his girlfriend doesn't seem to be supportive at all. Trust me, if we could choose we'd all last over half an hour.
DanielleinDC 33
He really needs to see a doctor or sex therapist about this problem, and you need to go with him. I have read of tricks men can do to help them last longer.
perdix 29
Use more. Slather on twice as much and you'll get 8 minutes. Glad I could help you with some high-falutin' math. Warning: don't get any in your mouth -- you'll start telling boring stories full of pointless details and irrelevant tangents.
KaiCer0 8
Incremental improvements
devilishlaugh787 7
My boyfriend lasts until he gets me off AT LEAST one time every time. I asked him how he doesn't just come and he told me it was because he was too concentrated on getting ME off before he even thought of himself, tell your man to try that, it might take his mind off his ****** for a little bit.
mykelinva 4
If your boyfriend is 25 out older, go see a doctor. If he is a teenager, then do this: sex, shower, repeat. Do this twice a day for two weeks. If his condition doesn't improve then get a new boyfriend cause you probably will have broken the first one....
RedPillSucks 31
Enough time to smoke a fag during...
Zebediabolical 43
It's like I tell every girl I have sex with. The first one is for me, then it's all about her. Unrelated, how did he manage to go for 80 seconds without the cream. That's enough time for twice... and a short nap!
SmittyJA24 26
If he can't cut the mustard, make him lick the jar!!
gameover18 17
At least he has gotten laid. I guess practice makes perfect.