By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 212
You deserved it 2 888

Same thing different taste

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Your boyfriend has impeccable timing. And by impeccable timing, I mean he's a raging dick.

Well I guess he buried that relationship


Your boyfriend has impeccable timing. And by impeccable timing, I mean he's a raging dick.

oj101 33

Well, the ex-boyfreind certainly won't have a raging dick tonight. He blew it for himself.

Just like how grandma got drunk off eggnog and got ran over by a reindeer.

You're correct... he probably did blow it himself.

Hey sorry OP for your loss and my inconsiderate comment, you deserve better then him anyway. He doesn't have much of a heart for doing what he did.

lilmisslovely13 15

25 - Well if he blew it for himself, he still would have a raging dick.

Jechtael 10

You might say he has... im-pecker-able timing! Eh? Ehhh? ...Fine, I'll go be unfunny somewhere else. Maybe see if Horatio Caine is busy...

Well I guess he buried that relationship

AbstraktThoughts 13

Haha why did 21 get voted down? That was funny!

Because that's rude to say when OP is getting over the death of her grandmother as well as a break-up at the most inopportune time.

Don't worry, I'm sure your grandma's ghost is on it.

iOceanus 18

Haunt that asshole for doing that at her funeral.

If I were your grandma I'd haunt his soul to the everlasting bowels of hell.

Was he wearing a Family Guy T-shirt and ripped jeans?

Yeah he ran back to her and said that they cant date anymore.

He just didn't want it to be the saddest thing that happened to you that day.

I do believe the funeral would still be the worth part of the day because judging by OP's boyfriend breaking up with her at a funeral, I'd say she's better off without him.

chickenflem 8

At least now everyone will think you really love your grandmother due to all the crying. FYL OP your ex is a dick.

Damn it I guess Grandma isn't the only thing that got eulogized. FYL

iOceanus 18

FYL? Nah, you should tell OP to FLY as well.

FLY YOU FOOLS *gets dragged to the highest peak of the lowest dungeon by a Balrog and still manages to level up*

Now you don't get much more insensitive than that. :p I'm sorry for your brutally horrible day, Op. :(

He doesn't deserve you If he does something heartless like that.