Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
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Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
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saIty 17
So, he usually just lasts for 1.333333333333333333333.. minutes? Damn, he beats me by .002 seconds.
EverestMelting 23
Tell him that when he is about to climax, pinch his butt together and press down hard with his feet. Always works for me.
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Comments (148)
Reaper5639 16
Tell him to use his hand and just when he is about to cum then he should stop till the feeling is gone and then carry on again. Repeat this about 3-4 times a day.
LONERANGER44 11
Is your man named Al Bundy?
thew_fml 14
pause during sex. change positions. don't make him more tense about it, as that will make things worse
melkymac101 17
Well that means u guys have 1 minute
Sam_Dchi 23
Give him points for trying, jeez.
ccoverup 5
My thoughts exactly
80zChyld 2
have u heard of foreplay
radmuffin 12
Have you heard of punctuation?
zocator 4
I would try some of that stuff but I have to stop with my gf cuz it hurts her too much. I last too long. Most of the time I don't get off cuz she's too tight
Raesin 21
Either that or she's not ready and thus, too dry and just does it to try and make you happy. Communication people.
mistercrow 9
TMI! This ain't a sex story forum.
EsotericBrent 29
^^What 42 said, work on her longer before. Gets her "ready" sooner and usually it actually improves the experience the more time you spend on each other before. Then just take more time to go from slow to fast, and take it easy.
sig4life 18
Tell home to repeat these words in his head "Oprah naked, Oprah naked, Oprah naked" you might get an extra 30 sec.
etchsanity1 11
Or become permanently impotent ... Risky mental image.
EsotericBrent 29
These are dangerous forces you're playing with here....
MuseFan1991 14
at least he's willing to try things to give you pleasure! failing that, changing positions can help slow things down. or get him to finish you off manually after he's finished. there's always a way :D
mistercrow 9
Did he start singing 4 minutes by Madonna and JT?? "WE ONLY GOT 4 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD!"