Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
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Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
So, he usually just lasts for 1.333333333333333333333.. minutes? Damn, he beats me by .002 seconds.
EverestMelting 23
Tell him that when he is about to climax, pinch his butt together and press down hard with his feet. Always works for me.
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Comments (148)
sunkissedluster 20
That's like 3 minutes 48 seconds longer than my first boyfriend. What, the ****.
Seany_93 18
Hahaha!
dukefoiegras 7
Time to find a real man..my girl always complain that I'm a marathon man. ;)
Shizniddle 7
wow 13 sec that's bad.
Astrobomb 21
same as my husband
EvilUndead 9
He has hands, mouth and he can use sex toys. So if you can make him interested he could probably keep you entertained for MUCH longer.
hawright 13
She had better do this before climax because afterwards the desire goes way downhill.
TheNewGuy03 28
I find it's easier to think about other things to keep from coming too early, particularly if she has really good vag. Things like ... her ******. Or other flowery musings that won't make you cum immediately. That said, he can always use other methods to bring her to climax. Food for thought...
mbuck87 19
Yeah I think about work and that helps. Unless you're a pornstar or work in a stripclub or something...
yup93 7
it could have been worse. it could have made him end faster...
buckdharma 37
No, thats not possible unless ops a hamster.
Squygm 7
My boyfriend thinks of mustaches when i don't want him to finish yet.
mistercrow 9
I'm not sure if I feel very bad for you or just wanna burst out laughing from that statement....either wayy there is just something wrong with that picture xD
Catkam623 27
Well it could be her with a mustache that would turn me off
xxmckenzierae 5
Well that's a few more minutes you didn't have before :)
UMadBro_87 3
Hey, at least you can get him off, and to his credit, he's sexually responsive lol.
mav72 2
I'm sorry I laughed... That being said, the keyword is ENJOY. At least it's a good 4 minutes. Tell him he'd better get very talented with his tongue.
LennyComa 39
Poor fella, still at least he's trying to improve for you pelvic floor exercises are supposed to help with that aswell.
DntLookBack 29
Have him get you off before actual sex.. This way you get yours and then he gets his in 4 minutes or less ;)