FML : Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CoCo / Saturday 22 November 2008 04:03 / France

Intimacy

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By Melly_fml | 0

#368 - Friday 6 February 2009 3:38

actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her orgasm helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions

By MCart_fml | 0

#1699 - Friday 13 February 2009 0:53

Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first orgasm as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.

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By csigabajnok | 0

#272 - Thursday 5 February 2009 14:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

thatonek1d | 0

#1029644 - Sunday 13 June 2010 19:58

this is possible a good thing for you

duke_nukem_25299 | 0

#1103640 - Sunday 18 July 2010 0:06

Amazing trailer, loved at 1:11. Watch the movie free at Watcherus, it's amazing.

gntfmlingnow | 12

#2934871 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:40

Wow, a first comment that wasn't stupid and pointless. As for the OP, just use them. Not your fault.

missbadluk | 0

#3305021 - Saturday 17 September 2011 23:27

This comment is stupid because theres A LOT of things us humans were "designed for" that are not played out these days. I mean the list would be LONG. Females "typically" don't climax as quick so we want a guy to hold off for a tad longer so we can ENJOY it just as much. Way to be selfish.

hexblot | 10

#3529530 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 8:22

I then assume you only have sex for reproduction ?
OP: she cared enough to try to find a solution instead of a replacement -- that's generally considered a good thing.

isallwaysme | 27

#5356127 - Wednesday 6 February 2013 3:54

woow, I last too long. she gets tiered before she finishes me. which I guess is good and bad in a way

dacooliest | 16

#6138600 - Monday 8 December 2014 5:47

Well when we orgasm, it doesn't get you pregnant. Plus, we just get even more wet, most guys become soft after. There are just a lot of reasons why reversing the situation doesn't make sense.

By Melly_fml | 0

#368 - Friday 6 February 2009 3:38

actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her orgasm helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions

By kelli09 | 0

#382 - Friday 6 February 2009 17:21

Maybe she just wanted to get as much time with you as possible?

iloverere18 | 0

#2768301 - Monday 27 June 2011 6:27

no dip sure lock

davidpropert | 32

#5771445 - Thursday 28 November 2013 20:19

Umm sherlock?

Paws_Cat | 29

#6224328 - Saturday 7 March 2015 12:19

You're 24 years old and still insult like you're in the fifth grade. How sad.

By MCart_fml | 0

#1699 - Friday 13 February 2009 0:53

Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first orgasm as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.

MrFail_fml | 0

#581633 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 11:14

yup, no need to rush thing.

badgirl00069 | 19

#5559425 - Sunday 30 June 2013 19:00

#5 ... well said

By stupidLes | 0

#5544 - Sunday 22 February 2009 23:43

Say "thank you!" and use the condoms.

By mizled | 0

#12417 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:51

Enjoy a night of extended sex. POOR YOU.

Matrix_Redeemer | 6

#5989324 - Thursday 26 June 2014 20:30

Not like he can feel anything with that numbing agent. Think please.

By dantheman_fml | 0

#18720 - Friday 6 March 2009 23:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By kenltd | 0

#21224 - Sunday 8 March 2009 12:40

Make sure the first time you use one give her anal...

samimcCune | 15

#5475029 - Thursday 2 May 2013 12:24

a hard anal pounding...with desensitizing condoms...with your significant other...doesn't sound like punishment to me...although very easily could be made into one... ;)

By liukang_fml | 0

#26503 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 17:52

Turn The Condom Inside Out, Then She Doesn't Make A Sound When You're Attempting To Pleasure Her. Keeps The Family Asleep. Or Do It When She's Sleeping, Then She Doesn't Wake Up. SORTED!