By CoCo - 22/11/2008 04:03 - France

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Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 089
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actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her orgasm helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions

Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first orgasm as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.

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this is possible a good thing for you

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Wow, a first comment that wasn't stupid and pointless. As for the OP, just use them. Not your fault.

This comment is stupid because theres A LOT of things us humans were "designed for" that are not played out these days. I mean the list would be LONG. Females "typically" don't climax as quick so we want a guy to hold off for a tad longer so we can ENJOY it just as much. Way to be selfish.

I then assume you only have sex for reproduction ? OP: she cared enough to try to find a solution instead of a replacement -- that's generally considered a good thing.

woow, I last too long. she gets tiered before she finishes me. which I guess is good and bad in a way

Well when we orgasm, it doesn't get you pregnant. Plus, we just get even more wet, most guys become soft after. There are just a lot of reasons why reversing the situation doesn't make sense.

actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her orgasm helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions

Maybe she just wanted to get as much time with you as possible?

Umm sherlock?

You're 24 years old and still insult like you're in the fifth grade. How sad.

Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first orgasm as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.

yup, no need to rush thing.

#5 ... well said

Say "thank you!" and use the condoms.

Enjoy a night of extended sex. POOR YOU.

Not like he can feel anything with that numbing agent. Think please.

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Make sure the first time you use one give her anal...

a hard anal pounding...with desensitizing condoms...with your significant other...doesn't sound like punishment to me...although very easily could be made into one... ;)

Turn The Condom Inside Out, Then She Doesn't Make A Sound When You're Attempting To Pleasure Her. Keeps The Family Asleep. Or Do It When She's Sleeping, Then She Doesn't Wake Up. SORTED!

i would have kept this one to myself...hahahahahaha!