Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
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Melly_fml
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actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her orgasm helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions
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MCart_fml
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Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first orgasm as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.
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csigabajnok
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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thatonek1d
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this is possible a good thing for you
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duke_nukem_25299
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gntfmlingnow
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Wow, a first comment that wasn't stupid and pointless. As for the OP, just use them. Not your fault.
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missbadluk
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This comment is stupid because theres A LOT of things us humans were "designed for" that are not played out these days. I mean the list would be LONG. Females "typically" don't climax as quick so we want a guy to hold off for a tad longer so we can ENJOY it just as much. Way to be selfish.
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hexblot
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I then assume you only have sex for reproduction ?
OP: she cared enough to try to find a solution instead of a replacement -- that's generally considered a good thing.
OP: she cared enough to try to find a solution instead of a replacement -- that's generally considered a good thing.
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isallwaysme
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woow, I last too long. she gets tiered before she finishes me. which I guess is good and bad in a way
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dacooliest
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Well when we orgasm, it doesn't get you pregnant. Plus, we just get even more wet, most guys become soft after. There are just a lot of reasons why reversing the situation doesn't make sense.
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Melly_fml
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actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her orgasm helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions
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kelli09
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Maybe she just wanted to get as much time with you as possible?
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iloverere18
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no dip sure lock
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davidpropert
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Umm sherlock?
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Paws_Cat
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You're 24 years old and still insult like you're in the fifth grade. How sad.
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MCart_fml
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Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first orgasm as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.
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MrFail_fml
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yup, no need to rush thing.
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badgirl00069
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#5 ... well said
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stupidLes
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Say "thank you!" and use the condoms.
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mizled
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Enjoy a night of extended sex. POOR YOU.
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Matrix_Redeemer
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Not like he can feel anything with that numbing agent. Think please.
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dantheman_fml
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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kenltd
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Make sure the first time you use one give her anal...
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samimcCune
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a hard anal pounding...with desensitizing condoms...with your significant other...doesn't sound like punishment to me...although very easily could be made into one... ;)
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liukang_fml
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Turn The Condom Inside Out, Then She Doesn't Make A Sound When You're Attempting To Pleasure Her. Keeps The Family Asleep. Or Do It When She's Sleeping, Then She Doesn't Wake Up. SORTED!
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thebigO_fml
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i would have kept this one to myself...hahahahahaha!