Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
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Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
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saIty 17
So, he usually just lasts for 1.333333333333333333333.. minutes? Damn, he beats me by .002 seconds.
EverestMelting 23
Tell him that when he is about to climax, pinch his butt together and press down hard with his feet. Always works for me.
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Comments (148)
KVal151 6
Granted it's difficult for me to "finish" I'd say just have him rub one out but me personally it's hard to keep it up after that.
dukefoiegras 7
Double wrapped it and it helps :)
siegheil_fml 4
I love all the judgemental ***** here talking shit about their boyfriends
blutigenbonbon 10
You poor thing ;_; I've trained my boyfriend to last long. It worked. Somehow.
B6LLT 14
******* hell, how long do you want a man to last??
DRush_fml 12
Tell him to stop masturbating so much, it will help... Jerking a lot makes the muscles that work to control ****** weaker. Kegel exercises help a lot too...
Gtsmikle 5
"I agree, HIS life sucks"
akiahara 14
Sure hope he's good at other things.
taltamir 6
Not being able to keep an erection long enough is no excuse for not making it fun for your partner. He should use toys, his hands, and his mouth to compensate.
vaz_waseem 6
Every man is not a Pornstar, every woman is a Bitch.
the_real_h8r 5
Try to be a man ..... Lol