Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
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Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
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saIty 17
So, he usually just lasts for 1.333333333333333333333.. minutes? Damn, he beats me by .002 seconds.
EverestMelting 23
Tell him that when he is about to climax, pinch his butt together and press down hard with his feet. Always works for me.
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Comments (148)
NightHawk387 22
At least he is trying something to help him last longer. Try being more sensitive about it. It's not like he wants to finish that quickly.
miah7676 5
It could be the other way around my girl orgasms every 3-5 mins then it gets to the point where she can't take it anymore and I haven't finished yet
Iniezian 18
Tell him to try kegels.
Sir_drink_alot 20
4 minutes? Ain't no one got time for that....
cjfml68 1
It must be frustrating. For your boyfriend. A full 4 minutes and you are not satisfied? How is that your boyfriend's fault? Other women can come 2-3 times in that time. Learn to do that
AriSwagg 9
It's not his fault. I'm sure he's not proud that he doesn't last. Really, you should be saying **** HIS life.
chinagirl3343 8
Condom. Use one.
NPN_Scorpio 16
Get a ball stretcher.
onorexveritas 23
should've gotten the extra strength stuff
infamousq 13
He should rub one out before y'all start. That way he can last longer