Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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Comments (270)
CFR 0
It amazes me how extensive your vocabulary is...
capthavoc123 0
Well, you spent too much time telling other kids what to do, and you obviously didn't pay any attention to your own daughter. YDI
Bored_usually 0
FAIL!!!!!!
dacman48 0
**** punt and falcon punch, there goes ur problems
bec1808 0
Sarah Palin?
bec1808 0
Sarah Palin?!
xoxkarinexox 0
Fake
Nixx_has_2_xs 0
to everyone saying "YDI for having a *****"....the condom could have ripped or something. ...but YDI for promoting celibacy. Obviously she was going to rebel.
ijrnelson 0
YDI for teaching celibacy in schools - trying to teach that to kids is just going to make them want to do it more. More important to teach about STIs (STDs) and contraception. Celebacy is a religious concept anyway
blahdsflksfd 0
Anyone who says YDI for teaching celibacy is a dirty rotten person, who should be immediately raped and impregnated.