By younggrammy - 20/08/2009 20:15 - United States

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Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Arenick 0

Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?

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dspadres 0

I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.

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CFR 0

It amazes me how extensive your vocabulary is...

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capthavoc123 0

Well, you spent too much time telling other kids what to do, and you obviously didn't pay any attention to your own daughter. YDI

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dacman48 0

**** punt and falcon punch, there goes ur problems

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Nixx_has_2_xs 0

to everyone saying "YDI for having a *****"....the condom could have ripped or something. ...but YDI for promoting celibacy. Obviously she was going to rebel.

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ijrnelson 0

YDI for teaching celibacy in schools - trying to teach that to kids is just going to make them want to do it more. More important to teach about STIs (STDs) and contraception. Celebacy is a religious concept anyway

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blahdsflksfd 0

Anyone who says YDI for teaching celibacy is a dirty rotten person, who should be immediately raped and impregnated.

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