Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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monchy 0
fyl
emmiekinz 0
your ******* daughter is a *****. I am 14. Yes I know about sex, & so called "safe" sex. It's still sex, still wrong for such a young age. I know girls just like that. A girl at my school had sex when she was 11. Obviously, YDI, you must of been a shitty parent.
d4m4s74 12
ydi, celibacy/abstinence only education NEVER works and even causes a higher teen pregnancy rate then safe sex education or even no education at all
fishsmash 0
dude obviously your fault you probly push celibacy in her face 24/7 of course shes gonna rebel, besides, im 15, me and my girl love each other and are having sex and weve been dating two years so remember sex can be a good thing too, not always evil and scary like parents portray it
OddHatter 0
Reason enough for you ninnies to nanny your own nursery and not the entire world?
gumzy 6
I blame the parent! :/ we hav enuff teenage parents as of now!
fragonman 0
sex is a good thing... however! use some F#@$%^#$ing common sense. keep going. if you **** up though im not gonna feel sorry for you... im the product of a 16 yr old myself. although in the rebellion thing i do agree. and somehow i feel like i got trolled -_-
Vanity7Sins 0
This is bs - unless of course you're a nun or a priest. Someone who is celibate NEVER has sex.
The_Anwser 0
teenage pregnancy ftw! lol
fragonman 0
OP. you have little to no blame for this i say this about the daughter not you...YDI its only a cruel sense of irony that you happen to be a public speaker about that very thing
bluerainbow 0
YDI, completely. Celibacy/abstinence only education is proven to be totally ineffective, so you should have known better. At 14, she shouldn't even have had the opportunity to go out unsupervised and get pregnant, so you fail at parenting. Also, you're her mother - if you don't want your 14 year old to be pregnant, make her get an abortion.