Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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Comments (270)
scateice 0
HEY GUYS IM 11
Karchev_The_Teri 0
she's a ****, i'm a virgin and 16
dougone79 0
Are you Brittney Spears's Mom?
nemohazADDlama 0
#13 Is my hero!!!!! anyways sounds like ya didn't give the sex speach to your daughter!!!'
CookyMonsta 0
guess you didn't have 'the talk'
Green_Eyes_Pwn 0
Sounds like someone is in the wrong line of work. XD Jk, that sucks . F your life indeed, OP. :(
DynamicDave 11
Celibacy? Or abstinence?
Trixies100 0
ok for the people calling the daughter a **** and or hooker I agree. but the mom is some what to blame for not having the talk.
aron33 2
ydi for bad parenting, I know you can't be with her daughter 24/7 but if you teached her some manners and moral she wouldn't have done it in the first place. My gf is 18 and pretty hot, yet she is still a virgin because she respects her parents and herself. I accepted the fact I have to marry her first but love isn't all about sex. And no I'm no christian or any kind of believer. Sex shouldn't be something teenagers do to spend their time.
My2864 1
kick her ass... atleast down a stairs your not actually gonne keep the baby right? ... hey is that your sister picking you up? no its my mom... damn lol