Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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schoolsucks427 1
Thats what you get for not being realistic. Kids have hormonal urges and you should have taught how to satisfy it safely rather than expect her just to ignore those feelings. My mother was realistic and I wasn't knocked up at 14. Put this in you're speech, USE CONDOMS.
FTW111849695 0
Well, thats an uber fail. Wait to go, I'm sure you probably tell all the PARENTS in your audience to be aware of their teenager's moves. Lemme guess, were you teaching this to an audience WHILE your daughter was getting knocked up? Smooth.
Htownmichigan 0
Wow. Being a 14 year old girl, and having a huge part in raising my 3 year old sister, she's got a whole lot coming for her.
Brak_Spaceman 19
OOPS!
understory 0
I was about to click 'deserve', but then I read that you teach about celibacy AND safe sex. Read the entire post, people!
YamahaMama09 0
Oh that sucks
YamahaMama09 0
Here try this new perscription it's called "nosexatall"..... for you idiots out there read each word of it.
thewonkits 0
I'm not one to say who should and shouldn't have sex... It's based on the maturity of the individual person... But your daughter is an idiot, is too immature for sex, and should not be having sex. And never let her get a license. And don't let her operate a coffee maker, she'll probably hurt herself with that too.
omgxxxwtf 0
damn, ironic..
Masta_Blasta 0
hm, guess u should've cared more about your own family then others.