Spirits, awake!

By liza - 29/03/2021 16:59

Today, since my alarm didn’t go off at 7 a.m., I awoke to my mother attempting to perform Necromancy on me “as a joke.” She wore a black robe and everything. FML
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Your mother has good taste. I got a lot of "wake the dead" comments as a teenager for not getting up, but my dad's favorite escalation was an ice cube down the back. A fake necromancy ritual though, cosplay and all, is creative and original. Your mom gets major internet points!

Retaliate by performing a exorcism on her

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Retaliate by performing a exorcism on her

Has she never heard of spring break

Your mother has good taste. I got a lot of "wake the dead" comments as a teenager for not getting up, but my dad's favorite escalation was an ice cube down the back. A fake necromancy ritual though, cosplay and all, is creative and original. Your mom gets major internet points!

bleachedraven 14

that is creative 🤣

You forgot to mention whether or not you pissed the bed in sheer terror.

My mother is an alcoholic and would throw me out the bed if I slept in even a little bit. Wanna trade?

Your mum sounds ace!!