Retaliate by performing a exorcism on her

Has she never heard of spring break

Your mother has good taste. I got a lot of "wake the dead" comments as a teenager for not getting up, but my dad's favorite escalation was an ice cube down the back. A fake necromancy ritual though, cosplay and all, is creative and original. Your mom gets major internet points!

You forgot to mention whether or not you pissed the bed in sheer terror.

My mother is an alcoholic and would throw me out the bed if I slept in even a little bit. Wanna trade?

Your mum sounds ace!!