Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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Tizlock 0
Good thing you educated your girl on the importance of safe sex and to use a con.. Oh wait. LOL. You brought this on your self you retard.
emmarae 0
ok for all of you assholes who have been saying horrible things about her parenting STOP. its not her fault. her daughter didnt Have to have sex. yes her mom was giving speeches about safe sex but that has nothing to do with her daughter getting pregnet. SO JUST LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE HAS ALOT ON HER MIND ALREADY. DO YOU THINK IN A TIME LIKE THIS FOR HER FAMILY SHE WANTS TO FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE MOTHER WITH ALL YOUR HORRIBLE COMMENTS. BECAUSE SHE IS NOT A HORRIBLE PARENT.
Fuckers 0
you promote celibacy AND safe sex? which is it? whats your job title? "fun-prevention officer nazi hypocrite"?
Rixxieee 0
OK, I'm sick of reading the exact same posts repeated. How do you know the OP's daughter is a ****? By definition, a **** is:- 1.a. A person, especially a woman, considered sexually promiscuous. b. A woman prostitute. 2. A slovenly woman; a slattern. But is generally used to label women who tend to have sex alot may it be with one or many partners. Considering that NONE OF US KNOW THE SEXUAL HISTORY OF THE OP'S DAUGHTER none of us can say she is or isn't a ****, so stop using the word to describe her! It may have been her first time or maybe she's only slept with one person who she considers a steady partner. As for the term 'stupid' being used to describe the daughter, how? Prove she didn't have safe sex. Yes, she's pregnant but, funny fact, condoms can split. It says right on the packet that they're only 95% effective so that means 5% of the time they don't work. That in no way means the OP's daughter was stupid or rebelling. With this in mind, please just think about what you say and USE THE FACTS AT HAND before you judge. She came home pregnant to a mother who cares more about how this reflects on her. Speak about that and not of how you perceive the young mother.
primogen18 0
YDI for spending apparently so much time speaking to the public that you don't actually speak to your children. Great parenting there.
mike1921 0
I agree with you. And even if she was a **** WHO THE **** CARES? There is absolutely nothing that I can find immoral about being easy or promiscuous as long as you're safe. preferably as safe as me but as long as you use some form of birth control I won't insult them for not being smart enough. We don't know if the daughter was safe.
you_and_me_fml 8
ohhh shitttttttt! good luck with that... hope it goes well(:
Macthenyfe 0
Way to go, Sarah palin
Dreika 0
To #1 "ok well ydi because all this talk your daughter probably heard from you pushed her into getting under some guy. celibacy is for squares. and repopulation? duhh. and sex feels good. " Learn to spell and make some sense when you write then maybe the grown-ups of the world will take you more seriously someday!
Dreika 0
To #381 "Way to go, Sarah palin!"
turbogirl 0
You deserve it. You know, practice what you're preachin. Take better care of your kids and maybe they won't be *****.