Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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Sipos 0
Sanctimonious people piss me off. YDI for preaching to everyone else instead of talking to your daughter.
amstillives 0
Your a fat ****** that works in mcdonalds. with a two inch penis! ******!!!
OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0
YDI For Having A Skanky 14 Year Old Daughter. WTF? A 14 Year Old? That Is the Grossest Thing Ever! You Are Not Even Fully Developed To Have Sex Yet. Today's Generation Seriously Have Their Heads Shoved Up Someone's Ass. ****.
catiedid 0
I'm sorry, but to me it sounds like you're more upset about how your daughter's pregnancy looks in relation to your job. Don't worry about how you look now that your daughter's pregnant, worry about your daughter.
Rixxieee 0
Good to see you're thinking of YOURSELF rather than your DAUGHTER who came to you for HELP. Maybe she went out and had sex because her marvellous mother paid more attention to her fascist job rather than her own family. Yes, OP, you did deserve this one.
dan81892 2
successful troll is successful.
finfan77 0
Maybe you should spend less time talking about UNREALISTIC abstinence and more time teaching about safe sex, and this probably wouldn't have happened.
annamg 0
Of course, everyone has to rush in to comment and bitch about "how dare anyone even DREAM about promoting abstinence!" That's what some people believe, so get over it. Obviously the daughter didn't go along with it, but it doesn't make the mother bad, negligent, stupid, etc.
leoofbodom 0
fake. if you were really a "public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex" you wouldnt be on this site. youre the type that sits on computers writing emails to get every fun site took down
lolzau 0
ROFL, your own fault for being a fridget. *cough*Abortion!*cough*