By dad - 03/03/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 362
You deserved it 83 138

Same thing different taste

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MissFae 0

Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...


Felendris 0

"you do realize you can wait til I go to school in 10 minutes?"

nateb1tch 1

How would you like it if you had too hear your parents ****?

Tell your kid to shut the **** up. You're grown and can do that you want...a healthy sex life is good. She'll understand when she gets older. Also remind her who pays the bills where you live and who provides for her.

MissFae 0

Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...

bridgette5866 0

You're ugly. Is that mean? Yes. Don't care.

erikalynnex 0

haha bridgette luv ya. so true btw

kinda looks like that Vigo guy from ghostbusters! or was it ghostbusters 2? who cares, that girl got a woopin with the ugly stick.

bozo92 0

lmao master vigo doesnt take shit lightly, laughed when i saw ur comment and her pic

bonnieandclyde44 0

shut the **** up assholes. shes beautiful

erika_lynnex 1

haha this is my ugly ass cousins account. think I give a ****? no. whoever the ugly girl is, she desperatly needs to get plastic surgery and a wig.

alicec123 0

FML wasn't made for you to bitch about peoples looks.

Rachelxxx13xxx 0

personally I think she's a hell of a lot prettier then anybody that said she's ugly. seriously, grow up.

PrincessesCrown 17

Y'all are bitches, Missfae is not ugly!

Very good point! Especially once you see who it's from? That's just off putting!

#5 Perhaps the phone was on the bedside table next to them, it lit up, he saw it was from his daughter and thought 'oh shit' so decided to check it? Just a thought.

The sex mustn't have been very good if you were answering text messages while you were doing it.

the phone probably rang then he heard it and stopped?

OutsideOfThis 0

Hahaha, that's hilarious. You should've been louder after that just to piss her off.

are you going to comment on everything?

this is my second comment, nice effort though.

She's replied to three comments. Lay off will you?

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Wait, what? You're an idiot. Listening to your parents have sex is totally gross. The one time it happened to me I lost one night of sleep, thus a day at school since I could barely open my eyes. Their daughter also has the right to live in the house; it's not about "minding your own business" in this case. I'd say **** the daughter's life for having sex addicted parents.

so if enjoy listening to ur parents? she's a 14 year old that shouldn't deal with that kinda gross shit

sex addicted... are you f@$kin retarded? just because a married couple decide to have a nooner doesn't mean their addicts you prude.

bozo92 0

if they cant wait till the daughter is out then yes *****!

It is not the daughter's fault. My parents were having sex when I was trying to sleep once. Ugh.

marisalee 0

I know! And she's 14. She should be mature and leave

No! 14 is NOT that old! Where do live that makes it acceptable for fourteen year olds to just walk out of the house? 16, reasonable, but no, NOT 14!

"Today I was having sex with my husband, and right in the middle, he picks up his phone to check a text message. FML."