Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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tony8pie 0
Congradulations on becoming a grandmother, and for raising a *****!
Dessgeega 0
Seriously? Cool it. Quit worrying about your reputation, and start caring for your daughter and grandchild.
jazzie1o1 0
ok.. thats not FML for you.. 1. its FML for ur daughter and 2. you must not be a good speaker if your own daughter got pregnant.. no ones going to want advice from you...
misterman2 3
You probably drove her to being rebellious.
theblueone4 0
#264, i was seriously going to say the same thing! i'm sorry to hear about this though. good luck :/
Richieq212 0
its not your fauly. bitch doesnt know how to play goalie
k_cool 0
your daughter's a dumbass. I mean really, fourteen? dear God.
TheAwkward0ne 0
oooooo. someone did a 'Sarah Palin'
Stephanieeex3 0
.. This is more like a, 'FYDL." **** your daughter's life, 'cause it's completely ****** up now. Well, at least be happy that she told you instead of throwing herself down a staircase, like my 14-year-old friend decided to do. Kids are such complete idiots nowadays. I swear, I should have been born years before I actually was. Morons like the OP's daughter give 14-year-old girls like me a bad reputation. T_T ******* pathetic.
pgma14 0
BITCH, just get an abortian? or shoot ur bitch daughters stoamach while che's asleep that mother fucka wont ever see it coming hahaha bitch ass pussy mother ******
LadyKaya 0
You sound mature for your age, and I agree with you completely. I agree, you sound like you've got an wise head on too young of shoulders. But don't be too hard on "kids these days". No, she shouldn't have gotten pregnant, but I promise you, you will do something stupid and crazy one day. It's normal. I just hope you have parents as diligent as mine were a few years ago :P