By younggrammy - 20/08/2009 20:15 - United States

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Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Arenick 0

Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?

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dspadres 0

I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.

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tony8pie 0

Congradulations on becoming a grandmother, and for raising a *****!

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Dessgeega 0

Seriously? Cool it. Quit worrying about your reputation, and start caring for your daughter and grandchild.

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jazzie1o1 0

ok.. thats not FML for you.. 1. its FML for ur daughter and 2. you must not be a good speaker if your own daughter got pregnant.. no ones going to want advice from you...

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misterman2 3

You probably drove her to being rebellious.

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theblueone4 0

#264, i was seriously going to say the same thing! i'm sorry to hear about this though. good luck :/

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Richieq212 0

its not your fauly. bitch doesnt know how to play goalie

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k_cool 0

your daughter's a dumbass. I mean really, fourteen? dear God.

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TheAwkward0ne 0

oooooo. someone did a 'Sarah Palin'

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Stephanieeex3 0

.. This is more like a, 'FYDL." **** your daughter's life, 'cause it's completely ****** up now. Well, at least be happy that she told you instead of throwing herself down a staircase, like my 14-year-old friend decided to do. Kids are such complete idiots nowadays. I swear, I should have been born years before I actually was. Morons like the OP's daughter give 14-year-old girls like me a bad reputation. T_T ******* pathetic.

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pgma14 0

BITCH, just get an abortian? or shoot ur bitch daughters stoamach while che's asleep that mother fucka wont ever see it coming hahaha bitch ass pussy mother ******

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LadyKaya 0

You sound mature for your age, and I agree with you completely. I agree, you sound like you've got an wise head on too young of shoulders. But don't be too hard on "kids these days". No, she shouldn't have gotten pregnant, but I promise you, you will do something stupid and crazy one day. It's normal. I just hope you have parents as diligent as mine were a few years ago :P

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