Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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flinkpamingo 0
Well, put on your big girl panties and get on with your lives. Somehow she didn't get the message. Not much you can do about it now. May I suggest giving the child up for adoption? Your daughter is too young for the responsiblity of raising a child. Good luck, because you my friend, are going to need it. You have a long and difficult road ahead of you.
infrared_fml 0
YDI pay attention to your daughter instead of preaching celibacy. Thats a cry for attention if ever i saw one.
dayrin7 4
Stop calling her a *****. You dont even know her..for all you know that could have been her first time. And how is that a cry for attention..most teens these days are having sex..i know believe me..i am a teen and preetty much every girl i know is having sex. Some girls are just lucky and dont end up pregnant.
Puolukka 4
All I can do is laugh at that...I had sex when I was 14, I've only been with 3 guys total and that includes my husband. I'm now 22 I don't have a child and I've never been pregnant either. I am down to earth and never in my life have I dressed like a ****. My parents never told me "Go have sex at 14" they specifically told me they'd prefer if I didn't but still taught me everything I needed to know to go about it the safe way. After all you can't lock your kid up and keep them under surveillance 24/7 when they're 14. If they're not gonna do it in your house they'll do it somewhere else...
Acidwash1987 0
Well go on with life and ever thought it wasen't her choice to start having sex? I was 15 when my first time came and it was against my will. just talk to her. make sure nothing happened to her that shouldent have
JayFrankus 0
this whole ******* world is sick. anyone else agree?
mich99 0
thats like sarah palin
bloodfalcon22 0
yes, and idk why everybody is all like "YDI" because the mom just wanted kids to have safe sex, but her 14 year old daughter is pregnant. and now it's gonna affect the daughter's school, job, and everything. and the mom will probably have to fund for the baby because her daughter didn't listen to what she was saying.
kk611 0
YDI for teaching celibacy.
joethebiden 8
Sarah Palin? Is that you? No, wait, then you'd be promoting total abstinence, not safe sex.
protooler31 0
FAKE! if you're promoting celibacy, why on Earth would you also be promoting safe sex?