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My friend's got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say:

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Na-na Why don't you get a job"
Say "no way", say "no way ya, no way
Na-na Why don't you get a job"

  keenflow  |  2

115- that's the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. Why would you get her pregnant then dump her...? She is still gunna be goin to the glorified ATM for child support dumbass. Some people's children....

  DubstepMasta  |  18

Only read it once 157. Otherwise u will have out done santa claus. Then he will kick u in the throat pistol whip you and shoot you in the head. Oh, and you wont get anything for christmas.

By  kofinater  |  3

come to terms? sounds like you need to breakup with her and not be so passive with money.

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Agreed. This is pathetic, OP. And I think you're giving yourself too much credit; I doubt she thinks there's anything "glorified" about you. If you are nothing but her bankroll and know it, get out of the relationship.


To be honest in the dating process is pretty much prostitution. Most guys will wine and dine the girls mainly to get into their pants, so money, fake respect (if the guy is an asshole) and gifts will loosen the girls pants little by little till the guy gets what he wants then gets rid of her. Sadly a lot of men do this and give us other guys a bad name.

Fun fact: Prostitution is only illegal because the government can't tax it! :D Yay government!


97- Oh I know that! I can be a bit pessimistic when it comes to relationships but I do see a lot of people that do only date people for their own personal gain which is just wrong. Personal gain is the last thing I look for in a relationship (except happiness XD). For me a girl can be; ugly, obese, pretty, skinny as hell, rich, poor, a complete idiot or a genius as long as love is there none of that matters.

Plus, congrats on the good relationship! :)

  jisaac09  |  25

Fun fact: The government CAN and will tax prostitution if the laws on the subject are ever changed. It is hard to tax, as with any service, but it is possible. One of the reasons prostitution is illegal is that at one point of time most voting americans thought this as a "sin" and tried to make any sin illegal. That is why gay marriage is still illegal in most(?) states, not because it can't be controlled.

Btw, I am NO fan of gay marriage. I just think it isn't the duty of the government to make laws concerning victimless crimes.

  helloello  |  2

exactly. everyone's using everyone for somethin in this world. only problem is if you're shellin out big bucks and maybe her looks don't match the cash she's getting. maybe it's time for you to move on upppp