By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML
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dezman2000 21
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It used to be "My dog ate my homework" not "Your dog peed on the floor" What has our world come to

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AyeJay101 25
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I don't even know what to say... I guess new requirement in a partner is if they're potty trained?

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dezman2000 21
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It used to be "My dog ate my homework" not "Your dog peed on the floor" What has our world come to

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igive 29
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That's a step above blaming a fart on the dog.

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brownapple 22
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catastrophic nervousness

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Sansa_fml 38
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yeah being lazy is one thing, but peeing on the floor is just weird and nasty.

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TommyG493 11
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rub her nose in it

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DerrickJames 33
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larrena2377 26

Obviously the dog.

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wanted_2_want 40
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This time was the "bitch"

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margehh 10
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Well the title is "urinator" so I'm guessing she peed on his floor

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Nathan_Henry 15
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Well that must have been awkward

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Kibblesnbitsss 10
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I'm so sorry for your loss, OP!

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CynicallyAlive 13
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MyGFisaturd 23
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leogachi 15

@6 It was his carpet, not his bed.

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Exvolmag 6
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Maybe if you actuallt read the FML you would see that he said it was Rug she pissed on, not the bed.

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Aedan888 25
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It wasn't a bed it was a rug.

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LiteralxShit 15

She got wet for you?

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AyeJay101 25
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I don't even know what to say... I guess new requirement in a partner is if they're potty trained?

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FalloutScrolls 25

I'd just be like "Get out, or I will throw you out." What the flying fuck!?

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ryannmichael 17
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Put her on a leash & call her your new dog

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bdsmslave 18
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This comment excites me on so many levels...

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Chicagoillinois 18
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Dirty xD both of you. I like it

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Xeebar 28
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Seeing this comment had my mind rewording it to "Put her on a leash & collar your new dog."

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