FML : Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug....

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Urinator / Wednesday 16 September 2015 18:26 / United Kingdom - Inchture

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By dezman2000 | 21

#6412602 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:21

It used to be "My dog ate my homework" not "Your dog peed on the floor"
What has our world come to

By AyeJay101 | 25

#6412612 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:29

I don't even know what to say... I guess new requirement in a partner is if they're potty trained?

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By dezman2000 | 21

#6412602 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:21

It used to be "My dog ate my homework" not "Your dog peed on the floor"
What has our world come to

igive | 28

#6412626 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:48

That's a step above blaming a fart on the dog.

brownapple | 22

#6412757 - Thursday 17 September 2015 13:10

catastrophic nervousness

Sansa_fml | 38

#6412776 - Thursday 17 September 2015 13:47

yeah being lazy is one thing, but peeing on the floor is just weird and nasty.

TommyG493 | 11

#6412810 - Thursday 17 September 2015 15:31

rub her nose in it

bobslawnservice | 16

#6412828 - Thursday 17 September 2015 15:58

Kinky.

By DerrickJames | 33

#6412603 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

larrena2377 | 26

#6412680 - Thursday 17 September 2015 10:18

Obviously the dog.

wanted_2_want | 40

#6413269 - Friday 18 September 2015 5:39

This time was the "bitch"

margehh | 10

#6413271 - Friday 18 September 2015 5:41

Well the title is "urinator" so I'm guessing she peed on his floor

By Nathan_Henry | 15

#6412604 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:22

Well that must have been awkward

By Kibblesnbitsss | 10

#6412606 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:22

I'm so sorry for your loss, OP!

By CynicallyAlive | 13

#6412607 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By MyGFisaturd | 23

#6412608 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:23

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

leogachi | 15

#6412619 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:35

@6 It was his carpet, not his bed.

Exvolmag | 6

#6412620 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:36

Maybe if you actuallt read the FML you would see that he said it was Rug she pissed on, not the bed.

Aedan888 | 25

#6412701 - Thursday 17 September 2015 11:32

It wasn't a bed it was a rug.

By LiteralxShit | 15

#6412610 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:24

She got wet for you?

By AyeJay101 | 25

#6412612 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:29

I don't even know what to say... I guess new requirement in a partner is if they're potty trained?

By FalloutScrolls | 25

#6412615 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:32

I'd just be like "Get out, or I will throw you out."

What the flying fuck!?

By ryannmichael | 17

#6412616 - Thursday 17 September 2015 7:35

Put her on a leash & call her your new dog

bdsmslave | 18

#6412663 - Thursday 17 September 2015 9:08

This comment excites me on so many levels...

Chicagoillinois | 18

#6412847 - Thursday 17 September 2015 16:44

Dirty xD both of you. I like it

Xeebar | 28

#6414752 - Sunday 20 September 2015 6:12

Seeing this comment had my mind rewording it to "Put her on a leash & collar your new dog."

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