By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML
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It used to be "My dog ate my homework" not "Your dog peed on the floor" What has our world come to

I don't even know what to say... I guess new requirement in a partner is if they're potty trained?

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It used to be "My dog ate my homework" not "Your dog peed on the floor" What has our world come to

That's a step above blaming a fart on the dog.

catastrophic nervousness

yeah being lazy is one thing, but peeing on the floor is just weird and nasty.

rub her nose in it

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Obviously the dog.

This time was the "bitch"

Well the title is "urinator" so I'm guessing she peed on his floor

Well that must have been awkward

I'm so sorry for your loss, OP!

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@6 It was his carpet, not his bed.

Maybe if you actuallt read the FML you would see that he said it was Rug she pissed on, not the bed.

It wasn't a bed it was a rug.

She got wet for you?

I don't even know what to say... I guess new requirement in a partner is if they're potty trained?

I'd just be like "Get out, or I will throw you out." What the flying fuck!?

Put her on a leash & call her your new dog

This comment excites me on so many levels...

Dirty xD both of you. I like it

Seeing this comment had my mind rewording it to "Put her on a leash & collar your new dog."