Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML
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dezman2000
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It used to be "My dog ate my homework" not "Your dog peed on the floor"
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What has our world come to
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igive
| 28
That's a step above blaming a fart on the dog.
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brownapple
| 22
catastrophic nervousness
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Sansa_fml
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yeah being lazy is one thing, but peeing on the floor is just weird and nasty.
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TommyG493
| 11
rub her nose in it
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bobslawnservice
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Kinky.
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DerrickJames
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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larrena2377
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Obviously the dog.
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wanted_2_want
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This time was the "bitch"
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margehh
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Well the title is "urinator" so I'm guessing she peed on his floor
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Nathan_Henry
| 15
Well that must have been awkward
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Kibblesnbitsss
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I'm so sorry for your loss, OP!
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CynicallyAlive
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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MyGFisaturd
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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leogachi
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@6 It was his carpet, not his bed.
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Exvolmag
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Maybe if you actuallt read the FML you would see that he said it was Rug she pissed on, not the bed.
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Aedan888
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It wasn't a bed it was a rug.
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LiteralxShit
| 15
She got wet for you?
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AyeJay101
| 25
I don't even know what to say... I guess new requirement in a partner is if they're potty trained?
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FalloutScrolls
| 25
I'd just be like "Get out, or I will throw you out."
What the flying fuck!?
What the flying fuck!?
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ryannmichael
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Put her on a leash & call her your new dog
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bdsmslave
| 18
This comment excites me on so many levels...
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Chicagoillinois
| 18
Dirty xD both of you. I like it
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Xeebar
| 28
Seeing this comment had my mind rewording it to "Put her on a leash & collar your new dog."
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