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It used to be "My dog ate my homework" not "Your dog peed on the floor" What has our world come to
That's a step above blaming a fart on the dog.
catastrophic nervousness
yeah being lazy is one thing, but peeing on the floor is just weird and nasty.
rub her nose in it
Kinky.
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Show it anywayThis time was the "bitch"
Well that must have been awkward
I'm so sorry for your loss, OP!
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Show it anywayI don't even know what to say... I guess new requirement in a partner is if they're potty trained?
Put her on a leash & call her your new dog
This comment excites me on so many levels...
Dirty xD both of you. I like it
Seeing this comment had my mind rewording it to "Put her on a leash & collar your new dog."
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It used to be "My dog ate my homework" not "Your dog peed on the floor" What has our world come to
I don't even know what to say... I guess new requirement in a partner is if they're potty trained?