Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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Qup 0
haha you're a rotton parent!
oystersmoke 0
eww! what is wrong with her/your mind? were you two touched by an uncle or what? instead of posting this on fml, you should be spending quality time with your kid. she is obviously seeking attention.
yummehMOO 0
Where do I start~? Well, I don't really need to say anything, since everyone has just about covered everything I wanted to say to you. But I'll just go over it again, since everything else probably hasn't gotten through your thick, dense head yet: Stopping being selfish by thinking this is revolved around you, spend time with your daughter and talk to her about this shit, teach HER about abstinence, etc. I'm 15-years-old, and yet I'm giving you, at mother--an adult--advice on how to be a better person and mother... something's not quite right here...
Dang_Just_Dang 0
14? Thats like, 8th grade right? Wow, I don't mean to sound rude or anything but. . . ever thought that you, being the mother and all, should keep a better eye on what your doing. There /is/ a difference between being a parenting prick and having some order over your kids actions.
balletstar101 0
O! THE IRONY!!!! (that sounded like a soap opera line...teehee!)
lwdjaymac 1
You reap what you sow. If you preach at your child, don't be surprised if they turn out a bit rebellious.
Noah_h 0
faaaaake
Nixx_has_2_xs 0
ydi
rocksocks 0
So what? First, go get her a abortion. Second, give her a box of condoms and a note giving her permission to get the Morning After pill from a doctor (for future use) and tell her that from now on if she is a mature and responsible enough adult that she can have sex, then she can also take care of her future problems, get a job and pay rent.
Sanrio90 8
People are stupid for calling the girl a ****/***** as if she ****** 20 guys. Ever think she had sex with 1 person and happened to get pregnant? While I don't condone her actions, getting pregnant doesn't make a woman a ****. I bet $1million if the OP said "my 14 year-old son got a girl pregnant" no one would be calling the boy a ****/***** etc... OP-YDI if you never taught your kid about safe sex(yes, people, it is possible for a parent to teach these things and still end up with pregnant kids as it depends on if the kid listens, ultimately.) However if you were a responsible parent and educated your kid, FYL. Parents can't control 100% everything their kid does after a certain age and some things are inevitable, such as sex.