By breedles - 10/12/2016 22:20

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Today, my extremely inebriated boyfriend casually mentioned that he wished I had a penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 691
You deserved it 848

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Hey guys, OP here. I love the comments xD This happened a couple of months ago, and actually, before this incident he did confide in me that he was bisexual, and as I am open minded and bisexual as well, we did do some experimenting with a strap on to see if I could satisfy him on that level. His comment was meant to suggest that because I didn't have a REAL penis, it wasn't enough for him, which was painful to hear, because obviously, there was nothing I could do about it and I was very invested in our relationship. He changed his stance on the matter when he was sober, but we did move out of a boyfriend girlfriend relationship and into more of a FWB relationship, and we're both happier now. :)

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Those are the kind of thoughts you keep between you and your internet service provider.

Shove a finger up his poop chute and check his reaction.

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Maybe it's time to have a talk

Shove a finger up his poop chute and check his reaction.

Tell him you wished he had a vagina

They say drunk speak is true speak. Perhaps your boyfriend has some soul searching to do.

Well, do you?

Those are the kind of thoughts you keep between you and your internet service provider.

A strap-on should do the trick.

Well Drunken words are sober thoughts. Looks like you and your boyfriend are more alike than you think, atleast in your sexual preference.

In vino veritas

Drunk words, usually sober thoughts. I'd say you should have a talk with him. At least to put your mind at ease. Good luck op.