Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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vita_questa_roba 0
I think any FML with a username that has to do with their post is a fake. it makes me sad:( our lives aren't bad enough to post lol
medusachic666 0
Like so many others have said, YOU DESERVE IT SO HARD CORE!!!! Teen pregnancy FTW. HEY try teaching SAFE SEX in schools and yeah, maybe they'll be having sex, but they'll be a whole lot less likely to get pregnant! Obviously, they are having sex anyways, so your ridiculous abstinence and celibacy only education are entirely and utterly useless. I laughed so hard at that, most especially because of how much you deserved that. Thank you, God, for living proof that you exist, right here, in this woman's deserved punishment.
Subjectzero 0
hahahahhahhhahahahahaahahahahahahhahahhahhhhahahhahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha. abstanince. lol. you so deserve this.
Fucks_To_Be_You 0
Abortions are nice....
snocap12 0
why is everyone only commenting on the career or whatever....i think the main problem here is the daughter is FOURTEEN!!!!!!! did we all forget that???
mollie1 0
YOU totally deserve it for living in your dream world. Your daughter, however, does not deserve it. Look in the mirror, grandma, and thank yourself.
letyoudie 0
YDI for being such a shitty parent your daughter became a *****, kill yourself and your daughter.
scel92 0
Did somebody say Sarah Palin?
RESTAREA 0
I think OP here got nervous when the daughter tried to play doctor with the other kiddies and didn't let her explore sexuality at an early age, which is perfectly normal for children. Just a thought. You should have sent her to a nunnery.
Quinnjamin 0
sounds like some1 is very good at sending out a message for their job