Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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1800fmylife 0
Sue him!
Cornelius137 0
Call the cops say u have a creepy stalker that calls every bday and leaves threats and will never do it again or just hit some mma classes & hit the gym and just say "Come at me Bro!" next time
summerhot_fml 2
grow some man parts and kick his ass!!!!!
Ray_of_midnight 23
Wow, that bully is a complete loser. At 34 most people are 16 or 17 years past high school, and have enough other stuff going on that what happened in high school no longer matters. That guy apparently never made it out of high school. If he's really making threats, it's time for the cops and/or a restraining order.
kduubb 7
why dont yu just tell him to **** off & get a life...
epiclife101 0
call him back and say UR A NINJA AND THAT U R PREPERS TO OPEN A CAN OF WOOP ASS XD
robberry 11
Call the police already.
redmnky21 8
how sad is his life... and ur seriously still scared of this looser?
InTechniColor_ 0
he's secretly in love with you. why else would he know your number and your birthday?
Jasonf6 0
Call the police and have him charged with harassment and uttering threats.