Thank you mom! Uncomfortable a little lol

a lot

An average amount.

Nope not at all... Typical Tuesday afternoon for me

can you spell A-W-K-W-A-R-D? ;P

Why would I need to spell "Awkward" when you just did it for me?

You might be dyslexic?

breast luck next time

Why do people still write these comments?

#17, because no one tries to make better puns/comments. Instead they're just like you, questioning the pun instead of trying to do better. (: or at least just thumb it down and move on.

Some puns will never be retired, they're definitely not funny anymore, but they're classics. I'd prefer seeing a stupid pun as a comment rather than some new stupid ass Internet trend. I'm glad us fmlers share a common goal in eliminating the hash tag comments! Hell, I haven't seen one of those in months. Then that "plot twist" bullshit ran rampant for a day or so, and again, we had none of that. Stay classy, fml.

don't be such a boob

don't use fake insults. also, don't try to learn things on Nickelodeon.

I havent seen any FMLs from the perspective of other people in the FML in a long time either. Those were pretty much hit or miss.

plot twist: the plot twists WILL return... soon

suckled? mamas boy much

Try breastfeeding? Doesn't make him a mama's boy

You suck

Lol #5 just looks like a douche in his picture. Thought maybe he could've redeemed himself with a funny comment, but apparently not.

Wow! So much hate people...

#85 if you are going to uselessly add on to this stream of comments and call a girl fat based on her picture, which she doesn't look fat in at all.. maybe she should say no to thirds? Maybe you should say yes to a coat? Or is your blubber keeping you warm? Now its your turn to hate on my picture.. oh wait you can't :/.. DICK

I kind of, I said KIND OF, agree with 85 a little.. if she's going to judge someone by their picture, that isn't right. But judging back isn't very nice either.

50- if you think a picture that is in fact of me and my step daughter (I cut her out since I don't want her face on here) making silly faces as being a douche then yes, only somebody with a nickname "Iambamf" would recognize their own kind.

And that, FML, is a burn.

Please, apply cold water to afflicted area.

stewie604 is still a fuckface though.
Making fun of people's weight or looks is a shitty thing to do, especially when they're grown men trying to put younger people down, it's just pathetic.

am I the only one who thought #5's pic was cute and quirky?

Aren't we all technically "mama's boy" (or girl for that matter)?

That Is Awesome!! LoL

Not really, his mom is a creepy ass bitch.

Oh look, there's olpally again with his nasty comments.

Never have I seen olpally contribute anything funny...why must he keep posting?!?

some of his comments are funny
few. but they do exist. somewhere

Wow your mother has issues.

I think the mom was just trying to diffuse the situation and the son took it the wrong way...

Diffuse it how? That is way too creepy.Especially to say it in front of your son.

Your mom's name wouldn't happen to be Jocasta would it?

Your mom has a good sense of humor.

It's just a joke. Your mom has a sense of humor. Laugh a little, people.

There was nothing funny about this, it was gross and sick.

Well, I laughed, amongst many other people, so we all must be gross and sick

I LAUGHED my A$$ OFF.
I wish my mom would do that!
Lololololol
Then later, I would definitely be sucking on my GF breasts :D
It was obviously a lame attempt to break them up, but in my case it would only drive us closer together.
Hahahaha.
Of course we already know my mom is crazy and so does my GF.
That would totally be the icing on the cake. Lol.

Weird on so many levels

hahaha hope your gf has a sense of humor