By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
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lonelyfreak_fml 17

Op you don't f*cking need him, you're twenty one now, you came so far, good job

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lonelyfreak_fml 17

Op you don't f*cking need him, you're twenty one now, you came so far, good job

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doctorhook86 24

OP's dad sounds like a douchebag. There's no good reason to say what he did, especially if hardly even sees his son. #1 is right: forget this guy, OP.

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Ian7890 23

atleast his dad remembered when his birthday was

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incoherentrmblr 21

I bet he was also voted most likely to exceed 5 cats too...

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Kn0wledge123 21

You made it 21 years without the ******. You don't need him

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TheTacoMan 24

At least he remembered Op's birthday

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thatnucca 36

I guess he's lost a lot of brain cells over the 21 year period, cos he's still about as useless as a third boob... Btw, happy birthday... Go drink up! Cheers!

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Sp1k3FML 14

Fyl OP,just live your life and deny what your father says.

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KingLewisII 34

Wow, he really is father of the year.

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Crazynocatlady 22

Wow. With charm like that, how did he even get someone to have sex with him in the first place?

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hellofolks 8

happy birthday! and forget your dad he's stupid.

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Mauskau 35

My dad called me on my birthday from Portugal and told me the weather was nice and sunny and he was glad he wasn't in the UK with the rubbish weather. Your dad sounds like he isn't worth your time so there isn't much point in worrying about him :)

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foxwasalamb 24

people like him piss me off. hes just out to make your life miserable. dont let him though, even though thats easier said then done. theres lots of great people in this world who can be male role models for you. learn from the way he treats you in a positive light, and dont become like him

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