By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
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lonelyfreak_fml 17
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Op you don't f*cking need him, you're twenty one now, you came so far, good job

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lonelyfreak_fml 17
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Op you don't f*cking need him, you're twenty one now, you came so far, good job

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doctorhook86 24
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OP's dad sounds like a douchebag. There's no good reason to say what he did, especially if hardly even sees his son. #1 is right: forget this guy, OP.

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Ian7890 23
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atleast his dad remembered when his birthday was

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incoherentrmblr 21

I bet he was also voted most likely to exceed 5 cats too...

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Kn0wledge123 21

You made it 21 years without the fucker. You don't need him

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TheTacoMan 24
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At least he remembered Op's birthday

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Yeshua_fml 19
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And then kick his already sore ass.

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lexi365 20

And then after kicking his ass, go drink legally :P

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mominzed 19
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I hope you don't literally mean it.

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panicsdisaster 17
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maybe he's the sins of his father.

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thatnucca 36
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I guess he's lost a lot of brain cells over the 21 year period, cos he's still about as useless as a third boob... Btw, happy birthday... Go drink up! Cheers!

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Sp1k3FML 14
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Fyl OP,just live your life and deny what your father says.

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Rallred32 20
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Just live your life! Ayyyyyy

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KingLewisII 34
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Wow, he really is father of the year.

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Crazynocatlady 22
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Wow. With charm like that, how did he even get someone to have sex with him in the first place?

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miggles 16
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Profile picture + comment = yes

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hellofolks 8

happy birthday! and forget your dad he's stupid.

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Mauskau 35
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My dad called me on my birthday from Portugal and told me the weather was nice and sunny and he was glad he wasn't in the UK with the rubbish weather. Your dad sounds like he isn't worth your time so there isn't much point in worrying about him :)

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foxwasalamb 24
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people like him piss me off. hes just out to make your life miserable. dont let him though, even though thats easier said then done. theres lots of great people in this world who can be male role models for you. learn from the way he treats you in a positive light, and dont become like him

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