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sorry
win!^
At least you know he cares! I only stalk the guts I really love(: Happy Birthday op!!(:
*girls :P Autocorrect is my stalker, she follows me everywhere. I know just how to turn her off, but I'd be lonely without her. D:
lol!! omg, troll! how I've missed u. where the hell have you been?
I've been on the moon! I've got Martian vaginas and alien crispies, if you're interested.
You found Martian's on the moon?
so is Al Gore as he is currently hurtling towards the sun strapped to a rocket.
al gore was genuinly trying to help the world. people always say if global warming is true than why is it so cold. lemme hit you with some knowledge global warming simply means we will have hotter summers and colder winters therefore cutting off fall and spring. my point is eventually the weather will change so dramaticly that humans will no longer be able to live on earth. *pimped slapped*
Exactly. Awww, OP I think that's just the sweetest thing ever! Lol. Did you invite him in?
party with them if you really have nothing to do.
exactly what I thought!
did he get you a present?
he's a keeper.
Really 23? I'm pretty sure 18 was joking.
24 why can't you take a joke? 23 was obviously just joking.
I'm certain 45 was joking. Come on!
Whatever number posts under me is clearly joking. Damn you people need to relax.
we need to stop joking around here ppl. ;P
45 "your angush sustains me" that's brilliant, I'll be using that! thanks
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He rang it at noon? Why???
*facepalm* it was a joke. jeez what's wrong with people these days why does no one understand jokes anymore.
maybe #6 goes by military time?
Nope I was joking.
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go out with him, at least he's punctual.
did he get you a present?