Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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theonlysweetpea 10
Grow a pair! So he bullied you in high school? You're a grown man (assuming), act like it!
BkkMan13 0
can someone say stalker? Or rape?
zeta24 0
here is what i would do: call the police, tell them what happened, and get a restraining order, but yu could easily be denied the restraining order if he has never actually hurt or come close to hurting you. however if he ever actually specifically threatens you then that is when you call officers on charges of first degree assault and get that asshole locked up. however, for now, you cant really do much except apply for a restraining order, which is a hard process.
howdmynosego 12
now he's got no life at all. FYL
budd28 0
lol he's a creep and a loser... who does tgat
budd28 0
lol he's a creep and a loser... who does that
lifesacuntface 4
I would have done called the cops LMAO
blair_x 12
Change your damn number, and report him to the police. Dude. It shouldn't have taken you how ever many years you've known him to come to this conclusion.
neongurl98 10
stand up for yourself! and forget him cuz he obviously has no life!!
xrainbowshadowx 17
"Hide yo kids, hide yo wife" That's really creepy but a) why does he still have your number? and b) why haven't you called the cops yet?