By Anonymous - 25/9/2019 18:00 - United States

The one that got away

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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You deserved it

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By Marjo86 | 29

#7846335 - Wednesday 25 September 2019 18:04

Have you contacted the police?
If not, I really think you should.

Also: happy birthday!

By kayakninja | 6

#7846340 - Wednesday 25 September 2019 18:14

Happy birthday! Yeah, that's actionable. Call the police.

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By Marjo86 | 29

#7846335 - Wednesday 25 September 2019 18:04

Have you contacted the police?
If not, I really think you should.

Also: happy birthday!

By kayakninja | 6

#7846340 - Wednesday 25 September 2019 18:14

Happy birthday! Yeah, that's actionable. Call the police.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7846344 - Wednesday 25 September 2019 18:39

Hey, give the guy a chance! What could possibly go wrong?

If nobody else is paying attention to you, maybe you ought to give some to someone who spends so extravagantly on you. Your grandkids are gonna love this story!

By mekiswrite | 19

#7846429 - Thursday 26 September 2019 1:34

I'm curious as to how long ago 6th grade was for you...

By core01 | 29

#7846436 - Thursday 26 September 2019 4:05

I love how absolutely nothing he bought was related to you specifically. Even your stalker doesn't care enough to get to know you.

By Ksweety_fml | 24

#7846525 - Thursday 26 September 2019 14:20

How did he knows where you live? And you should call the police, be sounds creepy.

By Matthew Irmen | 8

#7846864 - Saturday 28 September 2019 2:37

You went out for a week in sixth grade and you call him an ex? Wow!