The one that got away

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 099

You deserved it 140

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Marjo86 29

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Wednesday 25 September 2019 18:04

Have you contacted the police? If not, I really think you should. Also: happy birthday!

kayakninja 6

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Wednesday 25 September 2019 18:14

Happy birthday! Yeah, that's actionable. Call the police.

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Marjo86 29

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Wednesday 25 September 2019 18:04

Have you contacted the police? If not, I really think you should. Also: happy birthday!

kayakninja 6

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Wednesday 25 September 2019 18:14

Happy birthday! Yeah, that's actionable. Call the police.

RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 25 September 2019 18:39

Hey, give the guy a chance! What could possibly go wrong? If nobody else is paying attention to you, maybe you ought to give some to someone who spends so extravagantly on you. Your grandkids are gonna love this story!