By Anonymous - United States

The one that got away

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  29

Hey, give the guy a chance! What could possibly go wrong?

If nobody else is paying attention to you, maybe you ought to give some to someone who spends so extravagantly on you. Your grandkids are gonna love this story!

By  Matthew Irmen  |  11

You went out for a week in sixth grade and you call him an ex? Wow!