By Snurkles - 07/07/2011 12:19 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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worldcupcheer17 0

call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao

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kei1108 13

record it next year and call the police on him. better yet, get a restraining order too.

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portablecupid 3

Your bully sounds like an incredibly pathetic person. You could take out a restraining order, but honestly, do you even find such a sad man threatening?

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bharted85 7

Do what that nerd did in this bully's fml, join the military, come back to the reunion and say "I remember you." Ass kicking is optional.

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mariet_fml 23

Call. The. Police.

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liamcumby 4

k, heres wat u do, but sum brass nuckles and an extendable baton. wen that cocksucker comes for u, beat the SHIT outta him!!!! :)

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jack_tells_truth 0

if you're still a pussy after so long, you deserve it

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mjhcc 6

He got your phone number & Does this every year? Report his ass or beat him up! He's a nutcase!!

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