FML : Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do....

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nyebust / Saturday 1 January 2011 05:18 / United States

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By FYLDeep | 25

#1916465 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:21

What the hell where you doing in bed? Even if you're alone you should be up for New Years.

By mercedes3210 | 6

#1916471 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:21

sad you should hang out with your grandma

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By asherb0y | 9

#1916421 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:16

wow. thats sad!

suuuuurrrrraaaaa | 0

#1922434 - Monday 3 January 2011 5:20

New Years Eve is my birthday and my mom was at the club while i was working. All day.

By gobluemegan | 1

#1916463 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:20

well at least you have time to change that.

By FYLDeep | 25

#1916465 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:21

What the hell where you doing in bed? Even if you're alone you should be up for New Years.

tabarnak_fml | 7

#2314418 - Friday 8 April 2011 14:23

He's an idiot.

turtlefreak28 | 0

#2438820 - Sunday 1 May 2011 15:43

I agree! u should be partying! it's new years!

By mercedes3210 | 6

#1916471 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:21

sad you should hang out with your grandma

By xxmollyxx | 25

#1916490 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:24

Seems like most people have a better social life than you do.

By Brittneyyyy | 7

#1916492 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:25

She could've been by herself, just sayin'...

By talun | 10

#1916503 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:26

You're in bed? Were you even trying?

By pinkdisco | 3

#1916545 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:34

Haha that's brilliant.
I was in bed last night but it's only because I was up at half four for work, sucks.

By momo1972 | 3

#1916580 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:41

she's probably getting laid too

AZMarine | 0

#1916641 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:58

Who thinks of these things?

sjosue | 0

#1916742 - Saturday 1 January 2011 13:25

i know right .. I mean its not like it could be a pervert .. .. Oh, wait! .. lol

btnhdude | 0

#1917021 - Saturday 1 January 2011 14:42

momo... that's a no-no 0.0

By Tweeki | 0

#1916696 - Saturday 1 January 2011 13:15

Ur own fault ! You could've gone out !

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