Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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Comments (390)
Daddymo 14
First, stop calling yourself Snurkles. Then man up and go and punch this guy in the throat. When he's on the ground gasping for air you can break a few of his ribs and tell him from now on you'll be making the annual phone calls.
spanishfool 0
doode, you need to find that asshole, go over to his house and kick his ass. and be done with it
IsBitchBetter 1
Why do you put up with that shit? Oh hell no! You need to get the law involved. Your bully sounds a little obsessed! He needs to grow the **** up.
pineapplecrispii 0
happy birthday
doughnutboy99 2
steps to ending bullies' reign of terror 1. get a knife or gun 2. find where they live 3. go to their house and threaten to kill them it's easy as that
Zomg_Okay 27
I hear its just as easy to get vacation in a jail cell...
lisha88 1
he needs to grow up
skyeyez9 25
Post the bully's number on here so we can flood his phone with obscene calls and texts.
care_bear_hugs 0
or post his number on gay **** sites
patshie 0
I LOL'd. How crazy is he! He knows your birthday AND phone number!
Daederoth 10
He was very probably beaten as a child and likely beats his own children. It's a cycle of violence that you happen to get caught up in. Also, he is a very sad little man, regardless of his physical size.
shamille 5
Sounds like someone is in love.