By Snurkles - 07/07/2011 12:19 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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worldcupcheer17 0

call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao

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GuitarGeek44 3

next time he calls, you should be all like "high school is over dumbass. instead of stalking me and sending threatening calls, why don't you get a life and leave me the he'll alone, or I'll have you arrested. grow a pair and stop thinking you're all cool cuz you can beat me up." I've been bullied before, so I know they are losers

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bharted85 7

I'd be like "you don't have a girlfriend, do you?"

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madz5758 10

umm harassment charges?

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TheDrummingResul 0

rofl and you live in Canada too! If you haven't always lived there you sure are trying to lose him.

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muzzz 0

At least he remembers your birthday...(;

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manlove38 23

he owns you. now pay up!!

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gregorygreg87 12

man up and go shoot him or just learn how to verbally demoralize someone. either way man the **** up

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CaliGali 9

some people just never grow up

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TheNewGuy03 28

i was gonna say the same thing, although, op would be the oldest victim on the show. nevertheless, i believe his worries would be over (that is, unless the bully decides to take up arms, and it becomes MURDER). |the kid|

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