By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
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knibbsy 4

I'd never forget your birthday!

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edenclaire 0

yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP

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knibbsy 4

I'd never forget your birthday!

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pwincessa23 1

:-o #1, were YOU the creepy stalker??? o.0

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knibbsy 4

If you replace the "were" with "are", then yes, you are correct. Most stalkers aren't creepy, but I am.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

reminds me of when my stalker has to remind me its my anniversary, its a love hate thing

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kenjiisown 1

Obviously #1 isn't a stalker because true stalkers are in denial of their obsession.

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SunshineBoy21 0

Although, #1 could be using reverse psychology to make us believe that a true stalker wouldn't reveal their identity, thereby hiding in plain sight. Ooooh he's a cleaver stalker :)

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kenjiisown 1

Of course, YOU would know, stalker!

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stronghand0331 17

Tom, our first phone conversation consisted of Google Maps...

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TurboTalon 0

Today's definition of a "stalker" is really disappointing. I'm willing to bet money that OP's "stalker" messaged them to say happy birthday on facebook.

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boyguydudemalema 0

i agree with 62. he's the only one who remembered your stupid insignificant birthday, and complaining about it is your way of saying thank you? you dont deserve to have a syalker !!

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edenclaire 0

yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP

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CH423 0

So we're all dying to know...what did he get you??

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SARSvirus79 0

Your "creepy" stalker? Is there any other kind? Oh yeah-- Edward Cullen. According to 13 year old girls and 40 year old housewives at least.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

So, no, there is no other type of stalker.

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marinus_fml 19

Wait, what? You mean to say non creepy stalkers exist too?

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positively_crazy 0

lol that's what i was thinking. if you're a stalker then obviously you're creepy ;) why stalk someone in the first place ?

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CheesyNacho 0

Why not stalk someone? all the cool kids are doing it ;)

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Rangant 7

did he get u something good? if he did I really need to find a stalker... my parents told me not to expect much this year so I have to increase my odds

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chungy92 5

at least someone cares about you. happy birthday :)

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Mr_26 0

You tore apart her ******. I doubt she forgot. She probably just doesn't love you.

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inig0m0nt0ya 0

on the birthday menu this evening: fava beans and a nice chianti

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disconect7 0

that's what you get for being stupid looking

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