:-o #1, were YOU the creepy stalker??? o.0

If you replace the "were" with "are", then yes, you are correct. Most stalkers aren't creepy, but I am.

reminds me of when my stalker has to remind me its my anniversary, its a love hate thing

Obviously #1 isn't a stalker because true stalkers are in denial of their obsession.

Although, #1 could be using reverse psychology to make us believe that a true stalker wouldn't reveal their identity, thereby hiding in plain sight. Ooooh he's a cleaver stalker :)

Of course, YOU would know, stalker!

The one who smelt it dealt it, STALKER!

Tom, our first phone conversation consisted of Google Maps...

Today's definition of a "stalker" is really disappointing. I'm willing to bet money that OP's "stalker" messaged them to say happy birthday on facebook.

i agree with 62. he's the only one who remembered your stupid insignificant birthday, and complaining about it is your way of saying thank you? you dont deserve to have a syalker !!

agreeee with 62 !

So we're all dying to know...what did he get you??

So, no, there is no other type of stalker.

lol that's what i was thinking. if you're a stalker then obviously you're creepy ;) why stalk someone in the first place ?

Why not stalk someone? all the cool kids are doing it ;)

on the birthday menu this evening: fava beans and a nice chianti