Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Add a comment
Top comments
Comments
By
knibbsy
| 4
I'd never forget your birthday!
Reply
pwincessa23
| 1
:-o #1, were YOU the creepy stalker??? o.0
Reply
knibbsy
| 4
If you replace the "were" with "are", then yes, you are correct. Most stalkers aren't creepy, but I am.
Reply
TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
reminds me of when my stalker has to remind me its my anniversary, its a love hate thing
Reply
kenjiisown
| 1
Obviously #1 isn't a stalker because true stalkers are in denial of their obsession.
Reply
SunshineBoy21
| 0
Although, #1 could be using reverse psychology to make us believe that a true stalker wouldn't reveal their identity, thereby hiding in plain sight.
Ooooh he's a cleaver stalker :)
Ooooh he's a cleaver stalker :)
Reply
kenjiisown
| 1
Of course, YOU would know, stalker!
Reply
I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
The one who smelt it dealt it, STALKER!
Reply
stronghand0331
| 17
Tom, our first phone conversation consisted of Google Maps...
Reply
TurboTalon
| 0
Today's definition of a "stalker" is really disappointing. I'm willing to bet money that OP's "stalker" messaged them to say happy birthday on facebook.
Reply
boyguydudemalema
| 0
i agree with 62.
he's the only one who remembered your stupid insignificant birthday, and complaining about it is your way of saying thank you? you dont deserve to have a syalker !!
he's the only one who remembered your stupid insignificant birthday, and complaining about it is your way of saying thank you? you dont deserve to have a syalker !!
Reply
djbrooke12345
| 0
agreeee with 62 !
By
edenclaire
| 0
yay for stalkers!!! :D
did u give him a big hug?
haha, happy bday, OP
did u give him a big hug?
haha, happy bday, OP
Reply
CH423
| 0
So we're all dying to know...what did he get you??
By
SARSvirus79
| 0
Your "creepy" stalker? Is there any other kind?
Oh yeah-- Edward Cullen. According to 13 year old girls and 40 year old housewives at least.
Oh yeah-- Edward Cullen. According to 13 year old girls and 40 year old housewives at least.
Reply
ImaginaryFoe
| 0
So, no, there is no other type of stalker.
By
marinus_fml
| 19
Wait, what? You mean to say non creepy stalkers exist too?
Reply
positively_crazy
| 0
lol that's what i was thinking. if you're a stalker then obviously you're creepy ;) why stalk someone in the first place ?
Reply
CheesyNacho
| 0
Why not stalk someone? all the cool kids are doing it ;)
By
Rangant
| 7
did he get u something good? if he did I really need to find a stalker... my parents told me not to expect much this year so I have to increase my odds
By
chungy92
| 5
at least someone cares about you. happy birthday :)
By
Mr_26
| 0
You tore apart her vagina. I doubt she forgot. She probably just doesn't love you.
By
amthony82
| 0
Happy Birthday Clarice!
Reply
inig0m0nt0ya
| 0
on the birthday menu this evening: fava beans and a nice chianti
By
desigirl2010
| 0
^ lol agreed.
By
disconect7
| 0
that's what you get for being stupid looking
did u give him a big hug?
haha, happy bday, OP