By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 126
You deserved it 3 277

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I'd never forget your birthday!

yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP

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I'd never forget your birthday!

:-o #1, were YOU the creepy stalker??? o.0

If you replace the "were" with "are", then yes, you are correct. Most stalkers aren't creepy, but I am.

reminds me of when my stalker has to remind me its my anniversary, its a love hate thing

Obviously #1 isn't a stalker because true stalkers are in denial of their obsession.

Although, #1 could be using reverse psychology to make us believe that a true stalker wouldn't reveal their identity, thereby hiding in plain sight. Ooooh he's a cleaver stalker :)

Of course, YOU would know, stalker!

The one who smelt it dealt it, STALKER!

Tom, our first phone conversation consisted of Google Maps...

Today's definition of a "stalker" is really disappointing. I'm willing to bet money that OP's "stalker" messaged them to say happy birthday on facebook.

i agree with 62. he's the only one who remembered your stupid insignificant birthday, and complaining about it is your way of saying thank you? you dont deserve to have a syalker !!

agreeee with 62 !

yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP

So we're all dying to know...what did he get you??

Your "creepy" stalker? Is there any other kind? Oh yeah-- Edward Cullen. According to 13 year old girls and 40 year old housewives at least.

So, no, there is no other type of stalker.

Wait, what? You mean to say non creepy stalkers exist too?

lol that's what i was thinking. if you're a stalker then obviously you're creepy ;) why stalk someone in the first place ?

Why not stalk someone? all the cool kids are doing it ;)

did he get u something good? if he did I really need to find a stalker... my parents told me not to expect much this year so I have to increase my odds

at least someone cares about you. happy birthday :)

You tore apart her vagina. I doubt she forgot. She probably just doesn't love you.

Happy Birthday Clarice!

on the birthday menu this evening: fava beans and a nice chianti

^ lol agreed.

that's what you get for being stupid looking