Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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Comments (390)
bear815 0
this bully guy needs to grow up and get a life.
chelseaaababyyy 17
what a weirdo !
gabestar 4
it's a treat better call a cops
Its_A_Trap 0
You still have the same number from high school?!
jeepy_fml 4
is your bully gay? why else would a guy track another guy to that extreme?
chicolow 0
34? where does this happen?if this is true, wake up tomorrow and visit a local boxing gym..get busy. next year pick up and schedule a play date.
unixdude 9
Move to Texas. Next year when he calls, say whatever you can to make him as angry as possible. If he shows up at your door, kill him. You will have 30-ish years of harassment recorded, and they won't think twice about declaring it a legal killing.
Obryn 9
Texas or Colorado... Either/or...
redrocket90 0
old habits die hard...I guess!
longdickdeanlol 0
quit being a pussy and beat his ass
anon_e_m00se 8
Get some of your friends, a pair of pliers, and a blow torch... and get medieval on his ass.