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Never turn down free McDonalds
Free macca's is better than no macca's I guess.
nah hungry jack's is my guilty pleasure.
I know maccas is aussie for McDonalds but what is hungry jack? Is that another chain or an aussie slang?
It's the Australian Burger King :)
#54 You really need to try Zaxby's.
Wow, it is like real life romance movie.
Seems more like the romance is dead. Enjoy the coupons though
@67. Maybe they don't want to get married, or they are young. Either way, not married or engaged =/= not romantic.
#67, that's not necessarily true. I mean, look at Jesse and Jeana from PrankvsPrank. They've been together for 8 years and they aren't engaged and they love each other very much.
Write "a new boyfriend"on the coupon and throw it back at him...
Hmm, let's just have her dump her boyfriend of 8 years over a petty situation. Good idea, scholar. OP, sit down and have a serious conversation on why that upset you. If he truly cares, he will be willing to listen and hopefully, apologize.
8 years and he treats her like that on their anniversary. Yes, I would say it is time to move on no matter how hard it hurts. Maybe the next boyfriend with be a husband after 8 years and buy her flowers on their anniversary.
I don't understand #15. That's like saying your parents get you a bad gift. So then you just stop being their kid. It doesn't work like that. OP was probably disappointed but, unless it gets worse its not worth leaving...
But maybe it was just one bad anniversary? Perhaps a bad day? Given, that is no reason to be a dick to OP on their anniversary, but I wouldn't go straight to breaking up with him
@44 Very good point. Forgot about that haha
My fiancé and I have been together for 5 years and engaged for almost 1 month. We don't do anything special for our anniversary and we've gone to McDonald's on Valentine's Day. Not every girl wants flowers, chocolates, etc and I'm one of them. It's petty to Break up with someone over this and after 8 years why should she even be surprised. I'm pretty sure it's not the first time.
You're one of the girls that is ok with low key and that is fine. But the OP isn't or she wouldn't have posted it on FML. All you have to do is look at Pinterest to see that most women have very romantic tendencies.
Yes #96 but maybe her boyfriend was just joking? Would you want a bf/gf to constantly be serious? I would want my partner to make jokes and play around
Maybe he is trying to say that you're skinny and is saying to get fatter take it as a compliment
NEVER TURN DOWN COUPONS
What are you even trying to say?
What's a God to a non-believer who don't believe in anything? They make it out alive, no church in the wild
I think 8 refers to Prince William, who took eons to propose to Kate, but I could be wrong.
I will be more than happy to take those from you.
8 years still your "boyfriend" not husband. Maybe Micky D's coupons are all you're worth
Before jumping the gun on marriage, op could be very young still. Some relationships begin early like in middle school and continue for years. If op and boyfriend started dating in seventh grade, assuming seventh graders are about 13 years old, eight years would only make op 21.
I don't understand why you got down voted...
Dada-da-dada "you're not lovin' it"
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Never turn down free McDonalds
Write "a new boyfriend"on the coupon and throw it back at him...