By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 00:52 - United States - Ithaca
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Oh that's so nasty! Why didn't you just go outside and find a nice bush that will hide you?
It's basically an FML tradition. One brave soul must make a shitty situation joke and bear the weight of thumb-downs. They might get a lot of crap for it, but it is a sort of comfort knowing that you can always trust them to be somewhere in the comments section.
He probably would've stopped his shower for a minute so you could use the toilet. I know it may be embarrassing, especially with him being a new bf and all, but seriously? Shitting in a bag?
I was wondering the same thing. It is not like there isn't a gas station or a McDonalds on every corner. She could have came back with a coffee or some food or something to have an excuse for her absence. OP-- I think defecating in a bag is worse than letting your boyfriend know you have to use the restroom.
Hahahahahaha! Oh my lorddddd. What did you do with the bag though?
Depending on her type of shit, how long of a shit and how big of a bag, it could have looked like anything from a bag of charcoal to dog food or even compost for farming. Whatever it may have looked like, I am sure that smell would leave no doubt in anyones mind. I truly hope she threw it in a garbage container far, far away.
Could have used it as an opportunity to get past the "shitting around the other person" I'm sure if you'd have gone and then jumped in the shower with him he wouldn't have minded.