Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it’s Valentine’s Day. My boyfriend promised me that instead of a packed chain restaurant we would have “dinner under the stars.” We ended up having Slurpees and Slim Jims in the 7-Eleven parking lot. He called me ungrateful for not appreciating his “romantic gesture.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
chutney_02 22
Never turn down free McDonalds
Michael903 18
Write "a new boyfriend"on the coupon and throw it back at him...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (139)
purebliss_fml 19
Considering he's a CUNTCUNTCUNT don't you think you should consider 8 years with this guy is 8 years too many?
echinda_fml 5
Really? Not very romantic. What did you get him?
JessMac9000 16
its been 8 years , how come your not married yet?
sami_hundt 3
And you're complaining about this?
brandoneyez1 25
Sweet! If you don't want em.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
If you're still just "boyfriend/girlfriend" after EIGHT FREAKIN' YEARS, then YDI.
Shade1982 20
It happens, don't be a judgmental ass...
kelemen 2
I'm with you... He's not buying the milk when the cow lets him disrespect her for free every day!
worthlessACfan 11
if you like mcdonalds that was smthn good xD
Mirakledba 10
its been 8 years so he's used to you....lol
rose20906 2
He does know you two are in a relationship right?
KimmyCupZ 21
Your boyfriend is indeed a "C U Next Tuesday" -_-