Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it’s Valentine’s Day. My boyfriend promised me that instead of a packed chain restaurant we would have “dinner under the stars.” We ended up having Slurpees and Slim Jims in the 7-Eleven parking lot. He called me ungrateful for not appreciating his “romantic gesture.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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chutney_02 22
Never turn down free McDonalds
Michael903 18
Write "a new boyfriend"on the coupon and throw it back at him...
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Comments (139)
erichsalvesen 13
In his defense, it's not like you are married.
chunkymonkey17 3
You gotta admit, though, that's kinda adorable.
qwils 11
He's a keeper
thelittlemissy 29
I hope it's because he's saving for the ring, but I don't think so. :c
Lang88 13
Mmmm McDonalds. Be great full.
Crazynocatlady 22
I AM great full but also great empty...
Crazynocatlady 22
Make sure you order him an extra serve of the McGofuckyourself.
RoaRawR 6
DO you know how far you can get some kids to fight to the death for them? be creative woman! YDI
graphicstyle7 17
Well, I don't want to assume, if you are not the marrying kind, it's ok to have a boyfriend of eight years. BUT, if even if you were married, he's sucking the romance out of the relationship. Tell him so. You need something a bit better.
cchuckcloninger 5
Time to move on. Listen to the song "The Thrill Is Gone".
sickerthanyou 13
I think he is not loving it. plot twist: the coupons are expired!