By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
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I hope it wasn't one of those padded ones that squishes out air when you sit down.. gah, those are so gross. edit: I read it wrong.. A cover? wtf. FYL OP, what a strange gift.

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BrownSugar_fml 5

sad! 1st?

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

LUCKYYYY CONGRATS DUMBASS

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marlaineeeee 0
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that sucks... but be grateful. at least he didn't forget.

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alexandraa_fml 0
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I hope it wasn't one of those padded ones that squishes out air when you sit down.. gah, those are so gross. edit: I read it wrong.. A cover? wtf. FYL OP, what a strange gift.

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waterynuggets 0

Hahah I hate those padded ones, too, ick. I can't remember which relative of mine had one but I never wanted to go over there again.

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chaos753159 4
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I say you should have been more thoughtful what kind of gf gets her bf a TV? A toilet seat cover is somthing you will use every day (hopefully)

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_lifemyfuck_ 11

I like the squishy ones (x they're comfy and don't make you FREEZE YOUR HOLE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING

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cyberI7 13
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That's rude. Wait until your married. Leave now.

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IPityTheFool 0

Ya what 4 said, so you can date me :D I would love a flatscreen tv

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slyace 9
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That sucks. At least he remembered though lol

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repyourcliche 0
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*mimics phoebe from friends* TOILET SEAT COVERS?!?!?!?!?!

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anjyu22 0
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Damn. Can't even YDI this one since it was a 5 year relationship... unless last year and the year before that were just as pathetic, in which case you probably should have learned your lesson by now.

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WhiteDelight 4
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chop off his foreskin

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Spyingcheeseman 8
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not only is that fucked up in everyway but its also illegal. and who is to say he hasn't already snipped the tip.

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Luckster 0
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Well....it's the thought that counts? For our 5th, I got him a stuffed giraffe (took me ages to find a nice one) and he bought me a One Piece (anime) shirt. Gifts don't have to be expensive to be full of love.

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KarelessKitten 0
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why would u get him something as expensive as a flat screen tv for an anniversary? of course, everything is going to pale in comparison. im sorry, but u just sound shallow and materialistic.

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

There's always one person who has to start the "OMG UR SO SHALLOW AND SELFISH!!111" bandwagon. "My parents abandoned me and I was raised by wolves and I got a dead squirrel for my 16th birthday and YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD?!?!?!?!!?"

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wh4t3v3R 0
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I want to ride the "your so shallow bandwagon too! It's the thought that counts. I must conclude that the amount of time the OP spends on the can is proportional to the time her BF spends in front of the TV and therefore we have equally thoughtful gifts.

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shadowkiss13 0

HA! thats hilarious but wat did u expect were u complainin' to him earlier about the toilet seat in ur house cause' that would explain but if u werent then FYL

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