Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
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spaceranger33
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i have to at least commend the guy for staying with you for 3 years and raising a kid with you despite not making any long term commitment like marriage
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fbp6277
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You guys are kind of assholes. She doesn't have to marry the guy to have kids. Marriage isn't right for some people. Just because someone has a kid with someone without getting married doesn't mean the kid is going to be fucked up. It's better to have the people not get married then to get married and always fight around the kid. People should quit being so judgemental.
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BetsySnow
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Hahah, what game are you guys watching? It says Florida so... UM? FSU? UF? USF?
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Duckasaurus
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Sounds like you need to get back in the kitchen and make those sammiches.
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iwadasn
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Where in the FML did she say she was having sex with him?
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killerog
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He is just "implying" that that is what happened...
Hey its better than her breaking up with him and this
happening
Hey its better than her breaking up with him and this
happening
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kewlcat
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how was she not having sex with him they have a daughter
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repyourcliche
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#32, don't tell me you believe in immaculate conception as well?
it didn't happen! the bitch had an affair and lied... deal with it.
it didn't happen! the bitch had an affair and lied... deal with it.
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bigcrazymike
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Agreed. And, also, why didn't you make any plans yourself?
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iwadasn
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I didn't see the daughter part...too tired to be observant today I guess. :[
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Hi_i_am_Mikie
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#15 is totally right, i hope those sandwiches were made with love and care
football is very important, at least you guys spent some form of time together
and its only like 2 hours of what he wants to do. Calm your nipples
football is very important, at least you guys spent some form of time together
and its only like 2 hours of what he wants to do. Calm your nipples
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capital_seven
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The part where she said she has a child with him.
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Ghado
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Good your boyfriend understand the role of the woman. Make sandwiches.
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reyemrein
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at least it's American football and not rest-of-the-world football aka soccer. only thing more boring to watch than that is baseball *shudder*
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bleedinginside
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stfu Rey futbol is the sht I'd like to see one of u stupid red necks get a ball from one side to the other with ur fking feat
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daniisme
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ughhhhh football. Why can't people focus more on music! >.<
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iplaylax
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118 is a win. when will people realize soccer takes more skill?
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metalfan333
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YDI for having a kid and being unmarried. whore.
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Brittaneyyy
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#28 win!!!!
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yuop77
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32 is the biggest fucking retard ever.. dumbfuck
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pyroanarchist23
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that seriously sucks
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reyemrein
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2nd but thanks for playing we really enjoyed having you on the show.
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LAXer9393
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I'm a total shithead.
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geppy
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You're an idiot. That's probably why you assume any necessary relationship between raising a child and being married.
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valeria_07
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YOU DESERVED IT FOR GETTING KNOCKED UP BY AN ASSHOLE.
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BetsySnow
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Hahaha, what game are you guys watching? It says you're from Florida so... UM? UF? FSU? USF? ><
U
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DrAwesome
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STFU?
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seminoles82
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USF and FSU were playing each other...pick one
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Ox_Baker
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#3 = Win
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Intoxicunt
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Well, I bet HE enjoyed that.
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Octiskeet
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YDI if you didn't dump him.
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IgniteMe28
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that would blow for the kid
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spaceranger33
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i have to at least commend the guy for staying with you for 3 years and raising a kid with you despite not making any long term commitment like marriage
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oxrockerchickxo
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Leave him. You're an idiot if you don't.
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birds_fml
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At least you're not married. It'll be a lot easier to dump the jerk. You're WAY better off without him... just think... he'll have to pay child support still, and your parents are obviously close enough that they can help you raise your kid. Then you can find a guy who will treat you with respect.
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RyeBreadBoy
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that mentality is why kids are so fucked up nowadays. hey, let's all have kids with our boyfriends and then we can just break up and the man will have to pay child support while i sit on my ass because i don't want to work and don't have to since he has to pay me 51 percent of what he makes. in the meantime, i'll bitch to my kid about how much of an asshole her dad was so that she'll either grow up to hate men or turn into a huge whore because she never had daddy's love and wants men to "love" her, and she can't distinguish between sex and love. maybe next time get married first, and then you could've figured out that he was a douchebag before popping out a couple babies.
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IgniteMe28
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#40 hit it right on.
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Watchmaker
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Rye, you are officially my favorite poster here.
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yellowbirdx
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Wow, what a judgemental douchebag you are.
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metheonlyb
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#40 is my hero and #55 is the kind of slut #40 is talking about!
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alliemi
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#40 is pretty judgmental but sadly, I kind of have to agree. I've seen this happen. On the other hand, though, the father shouldn't have had kids (equally his responsibility) with a woman who he wasn't married to if he didn't want to pay child support.
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cucumberfabulous
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#40 is right! Just like everyone else said.... Except in my case it's my dad saying all the mean things about my mum and telling me how to treat a man the right way..
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yellowbirdx
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Actually, I wholly believe in waiting until wedlock to have children, but just because some people don't doesn't mean what #40 described is always going to happen. It's called having an open mind. You should try it sometime, metheonlyb.
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slythwolf
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@#40 - A child is going to be a lot healthier and happier if his or her parents are not in a dysfunctional relationship.