FML : Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion,...

Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pineapple456 - / Monday 16 February 2009 21:09 / United States

Intimacy

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By darkblue_13 | 0

#561508 - Sunday 13 September 2009 11:35

I'm with the girl in this FML here, I hate it when i'm just making out with a guy, having fun, and he assumes that I want to have sex with him

By Z33F | 2

#4879291 - Friday 31 August 2012 05:54

Youre a dick.

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By ZING_MASTER | 0

#2786 - Monday 16 February 2009 11:57

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

By Hoff | 0

#2791 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 12:14

hope you kicked her out of the apartment.

By mikeyellenlee | 0

#2798 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 12:43

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Z33F | 2

#4879291 - Friday 31 August 2012 05:54

Youre a dick.

By no_problems | 0

#2840 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:12

haha #17, i was thinkin the same thing, except i was aiming for butch lesbian, who's favorite food is seafood, specifically clams.

By xhoodiegirl | 0

#2918 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 08:21

LOLOLOL

By Rayn4u_fml | 0

#2922 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 08:55

Please define "hooking up".

By 8ranko | 0

#3091 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 10:47

man i feel so sorry for you ._. since 15 i know that ALWAYS WAIT FOR THEM TO MAKE THE DAMN QUESTION!!!...damn

By alwaysalady | 0

#3825 - Thursday 19 February 2009 06:19

well that's what you get for being presumtuious.

By joyride | 0

#12273 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 07:34

Epicly funny. But, that's embarassing for you.

By budsmoker | 0

#19122 - Saturday 7 March 2009 02:54

thats when you slap her and tell her to get the fuck out of your appartment

uprising_fml | 0

#3114026 - Monday 15 August 2011 07:19

you are an asshole an a fucking Neanderthal. I hope you eat shit and die. that girl has a right to say no and OP is dumb if he EVER assumes a girl will sleep with him .

OPIAF | 5

#6039350 - Saturday 16 August 2014 11:30

#38 should DIE because of a casual comment? OP should be an eternal virgin because? Oh yeah that's international punishment for wanting sex sorry I forgot.