Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML
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darkblue_13
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I'm with the girl in this FML here, I hate it when i'm just making out with a guy, having fun, and he assumes that I want to have sex with him
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Z33F
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Youre a dick.
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ZING_MASTER
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Hoff
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hope you kicked her out of the apartment.
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mikeyellenlee
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Z33F
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Youre a dick.
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no_problems
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haha #17, i was thinkin the same thing, except i was aiming for butch lesbian, who's favorite food is seafood, specifically clams.
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xhoodiegirl
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LOLOLOL
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Rayn4u_fml
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Please define "hooking up".
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8ranko
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man i feel so sorry for you ._.
since 15 i know that ALWAYS WAIT FOR THEM TO MAKE THE DAMN QUESTION!!!...damn
since 15 i know that ALWAYS WAIT FOR THEM TO MAKE THE DAMN QUESTION!!!...damn
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alwaysalady
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well that's what you get for being presumtuious.
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joyride
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Epicly funny.
But, that's embarassing for you.
But, that's embarassing for you.
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uprising_fml
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you are an asshole an a fucking Neanderthal. I hope you eat shit and die.
that girl has a right to say no and OP is dumb if he EVER assumes a girl will sleep with him .
that girl has a right to say no and OP is dumb if he EVER assumes a girl will sleep with him .
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OPIAF
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#38 should DIE because of a casual comment?
OP should be an eternal virgin because?
Oh yeah that's international punishment for wanting sex sorry I forgot.
OP should be an eternal virgin because?
Oh yeah that's international punishment for wanting sex sorry I forgot.