Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told...

By pineapple456 - 16/2/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML

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By darkblue_13 | 0

#561508 - Sunday 13 September 2009 23:35

I'm with the girl in this FML here, I hate it when i'm just making out with a guy, having fun, and he assumes that I want to have sex with him

By Z33F | 2

#4879291 - Friday 31 August 2012 5:54

Youre a dick.

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By ZING_MASTER | 0

#2786 - Monday 16 February 2009 23:57

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

haha
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

By Hoff | 0

#2791 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:14

hope you kicked her out of the apartment.

By mikeyellenlee | 0

#2798 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:43

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Z33F | 2

#4879291 - Friday 31 August 2012 5:54

Youre a dick.

By no_problems | 0

#2840 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 2:12

haha #17, i was thinkin the same thing, except i was aiming for butch lesbian, who's favorite food is seafood, specifically clams.

By xhoodiegirl | 0

#2918 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 8:21

LOLOLOL

By Rayn4u_fml | 0

#2922 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 8:55

Please define "hooking up".

By 8ranko | 0

#3091 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 22:47

man i feel so sorry for you ._.

since 15 i know that ALWAYS WAIT FOR THEM TO MAKE THE DAMN QUESTION!!!...damn

By alwaysalady | 0

#3825 - Thursday 19 February 2009 6:19

well that's what you get for being presumtuious.

By joyride | 0

#12273 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 7:34

Epicly funny.

But, that's embarassing for you.

By budsmoker | 0

#19122 - Saturday 7 March 2009 2:54

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uprising_fml | 0

#3114026 - Monday 15 August 2011 19:19

you are an asshole an a fucking Neanderthal. I hope you eat shit and die.
that girl has a right to say no and OP is dumb if he EVER assumes a girl will sleep with him .

OPIAF | 5

#6039350 - Saturday 16 August 2014 11:30

#38 should DIE because of a casual comment?

OP should be an eternal virgin because?
Oh yeah that's international punishment for wanting sex sorry I forgot.