Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
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Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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chutney_02 22
Never turn down free McDonalds
Michael903 18
Write "a new boyfriend"on the coupon and throw it back at him...
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Comments (139)
mimi_lovescats 13
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE
notallthere 2
Sounds like you need to break up! He obvs doesn't care at all :(
Gityerchicken 12
That's McCrappy of him!
Priv_Perez 1
if kanye west can take Kim K. to Mcdonalds, idk what the problem here is!
kittykx 4
you do know after FIVE YEARS YOU'RE OFFICIALLY BY THE LAW HIS WIFE LOL
Schiffy 18
Except that's just bullshit right there.
LalaDee561 8
I would have replied with “A new boyfriend“, and then would have walked out the door with all of the coupons and headed to McDonalds to enjoy my free food and new single status. Honestly OP, you don't deserve that. He's a jerk. Especially after 8 years. Why waste more time with someone who can't value you after so long?
Nastorrian 11
You have been in that relationship 8 years to long. Unless he was just joking around of course and actually did something nice for the occasion. If not, It's your fault for sticking around so long.
KittenSandwich 9
Knowing your age would definitely help answer the question of why you are still dating after 8 years.
birdybirdchirp 18
**** that tell him you got em a dick in a box.
commandercolbert 6
maybe he was tight on cash? dont expect anything big in a relationship or u will never be happy